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Self-deprecating humor 👆

Originally posted by Robtard
Self-deprecating humor 👆

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Top notch thread, Jenkins. Keep this work up and you'll be promoted by Tuesday.

For an extra five dollars I'll roleplay as your niece in your rape fantasies. 👆

Originally posted by NemeBro
For an extra five dollars I'll roleplay as your niece in your rape fantasies. 👆

That's probably too soon.

Leave it to you to sharpen the edge on the edginess stuff.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
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"There is only the Emperor, and he is our shield and protector."

Hahaha

Originally posted by Robtard
"There is only the Emperor, and he is our shield and protector."

Lexicanum

Where were you guys when I needed someone to cover my back from Bardock and all the other lame pussy-ass feminists?

Defending quanchi112 from Robtard.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Where were you guys when I needed someone to cover my back from Bardock and all the other lame pussy-ass feminists?

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Do you do "research"?

Originally posted by Syren
Do you do "research"?

More like detective work. I have many leather bound books on internet law practice.

I'M a workhorse.