Bide your time Hyrule because Dracula is coming

Hyrule gets raped in a few weeks time. Say your goodbyes and kiss that homosexual Link goodbye because it is game over and quite soon. Hyrule the land do Faeries and heroes too afraid to speak your end is coming. Even that guy Scenario who I crushed by ten percent in a spite matchup won't be able to save the place.

Which Dracula? From the Castlevania games? Dracula from that new movie coming out?

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Which Dracula? From the Castlevania games? Dracula from that new movie coming out?

Originally posted by quanchi112
From Lords of Shadow. I finally got around to purchasing the second game and started playing it today. I will probably have to beat the mirror of fate as well before the murder, torture, and rape of Link can begin.

Be gentle this time, I don't think they can take much more before snapping and breaking under their own failure.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Be gentle this time, I don't think they can take much more before snapping and breaking under their own failure.

Which Dracula?

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Which Dracula?

Wow Wei and Quan licking each other's asses!

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Wow Wei and Quan licking each other's asses!

Satire is a lost art.

Originally posted by Yamcha
Woooah woah woah. Wei's actually really cool, he's being sarcastic.

Oh he'd better be.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Wow Wei and Quan licking each other's asses!

Originally posted by quanchi112
From Lords of Shadow. I finally got around to purchasing the second game and started playing it today. I will probably have to beat the mirror of fate as well before the murder, torture, and rape of Link can begin.

Mlrror of Fate was an awful game, hope the feats were good.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Watch your despicable mouth.

****ing whore ***** ****.

Can we not do Twilight Princess this time? You have finished Ocarina of Time by now, right? (My offer to help if you haven't is still on the table, quan.)

Originally posted by The Scenario
Can we not do Twilight Princess this time? You have finished Ocarina of Time by now, right? (My offer to help if you haven't is still on the table, quan.)

He has promised to never play a Zelda game again because they are all the same. That's an oath Quan will never break.

Meanwhile Skyward Sword. I don't think he could actually beat that one, though, especially if he can't even beat OoT, lol.

MM would probably break his heart, too.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Meanwhile Skyward Sword. I don't think he could actually beat that one, though, especially if he can't even beat OoT, lol.

MM would probably break his heart, too.

Quan has no time to play kiddy games and buy kiddy consoles to play them! 😠

In the other hand, he seems to have time to play awful Castelvania games, but I guess he needs to release stress from time to time? awesr

SS is the single most challenging 3D entry to the series. He can't even handle OoT.

Let's not pretend Zelda games are hard, difficulty is barely a reason not to finish them.

Boring and repetitive gameplay would be a more likely reason 😉