John McClane vs Dundee

Started by Time Immemorial2 pages

John McClane vs Dundee

John's wife left him for the outback. While over there she meets Dundee and he beds her down. John gets wind of this and heads to the Outback for revenge. Dundee is lying in wait.

Can John's uber detective work and durability overcome Dundee bushmaster skills.

McClane's already divorced from Holly.

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane's already divorced from Holly.

Only someone that has seen the movies would know that, which explains his ignorance.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Only someone that has seen the movies would know that, which explains his ignorance.

Its a joke dummy. But I guess you blew your load on Chuck Norris jokes last night, so I get you are sensitive still.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Only someone that has seen the movies would know that, which explains his ignorance.

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only John McClane scholar in KMC.

Originally posted by Robtard
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only John McClane scholar in KMC.

Understandable, given how many youtube warriors like him are around.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=593538&pagenumber=2

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
So you never saw the movie 😆 😆
Originally posted by Silent Master
Most of the Batroc fight has been posted on youtube.

Ironic since you are the self admitted youtube warrior of KMC. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Silent Master
Only someone that has seen the movies would know that, which explains his ignorance.
Originally posted by Robtard
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only John McClane scholar in KMC.

I've seen all of the Die Hard movies (except this very last one) and I understood that the OP implied that were still married for this scenario. That's mostly because I'm not an idiot or a troll that likes to bust TE's balls.

This is basically what you two are doing:

Time Immemorial: "Scott Summers and Jean Grey have to fight Mark VII Tony Stark..."

Robtard and Silent: "ZOOOMG! Like, totally, Scott died in the third X-men mooovee!"

Originally posted by dadudemon
I've seen all of the Die Hard movies (except this very last one) and I understood that the OP implied that were still married for this scenario. That's mostly because I'm not an idiot or a troll that likes to bust TE's balls.

This is basically what you two are doing:

Time Immemorial: "Scott Summers and Jean Grey have to fight Mark VII Tony Stark..."

Robtard and Silent: "ZOOOMG! Like, totally, Scott died in the third X-men mooovee!"

You blew a gasket for no reason, at least in regards to my comment.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I've seen all of the Die Hard movies (except this very last one) and I understood that the OP implied that were still married for this scenario. That's mostly because I'm not an idiot or a troll that likes to bust TE's balls.

This is basically what you two are doing:

Time Immemorial: "Scott Summers and Jean Grey have to fight Mark VII Tony Stark..."

Robtard and Silent: "ZOOOMG! Like, totally, Scott died in the third X-men mooovee!"

Yea to add he has admitted (above link and quotes posted to one reference)to watching fights and clips on youtube, and bases his stance off them, but accuses me of being a youtube warrior.

What a fooken retard. I don't blame him though, silent masterbation to Chuck Norris makes one odd.

Originally posted by Robtard
You blew a gasket for no reason, at least in regards to my comment.

I gotcha. I understand.

So when someone says, in a round-about way, to calm down, they are clearly upset.

Me: Calm down.

You: Why are you so angry?

Originally posted by dadudemon
I gotcha. I understand.

So when someone says, in a round-about way, to calm down, they are clearly upset.

Me: Calm down.

You: Why are you so angry?

Wasn't aware you were telling me to calm down in that post.

But again, you took what I said incorrectly.

Originally posted by Robtard
You blew a gasket for no reason, at least in regards to my comment.

They're so upset about McClane's record on the VS board, it's inhibiting their ability to spot humor.

Originally posted by Silent Master
They're so upset about McClane's record on the VS board, it's inhibiting their ability to spot humor.

Ironic, because you could not spot humor earlier. Its ok though, I know those chuckogasms making you a little sensitive on the tip.

Go back to youtube, warrior.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Most of the Batroc fight has been posted on youtube.

Originally posted by Robtard
Wasn't aware you were telling me to calm down in that post.

But again, you took what I said incorrectly.

I didn't: not even a little. The type of backpeddling you're doing right now is so extreme that you may hurt yourself...possibly pull a groin? 🙂

Here's why:

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane's already divorced from Holly.

W-why would you need to state something like that? Perhaps I didn't miss your point, at all? 🙂 Perhaps you missed my point or just forgot you made that post? Perhaps you did not recognize that I placing context on your reply to Silent Master (which was the correct thing to do in this thread)?

There are quite a few perhaps from me in that previous paragraph. So let us stick with the direct topic: the topic that you think I missed your point. Since you literally posted that McClane was "already divorced from Holly", the comparison I made to the X-men characters (that you can make a match-up thread even if some characters are dead: you're supposed to use your brain to assume that match-up can work) shows you were going out of your way to miss the scenario just to take a pot-shot at Time Immemorial.

You were trollin', bro. Then you went on to brag about how everyone is very dumb in the MvF when it comes to all matters "Die Hard." You were finding inappropriate faults with TE's vs. scenario and so was Silent Master. You and Silent Master let your previous vendettas taint your initial replies in this thread to such a point that you ended up making foolish posts. You and Silent Master needed some help in understanding why the high-horse you were parading upon was actually a miniature pony.

And you know what? I'm here to help you. 🙂 Just your friendly neighborhood MvF reality-checker. 🙂

But, keep in mind, me telling you to calm down, in a round-about way, was clearly me throwing a tantrum, amirite? awesome

Lemme guess, you're gonna reply that you were trollin' this whole time and you fully anticipated my response? Right? 🙂

Originally posted by Silent Master
They're so upset about McClane's record on the VS board, it's inhibiting their ability to spot humor.

Yes, clearly, my jimmies are rustled over the dozens off McClane vs. threads despite the fact that I have not participated in the extreme majority of them.

🙂

I'm not even participating in this one. 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yes, clearly, my jimmies are rustled over the dozens off McClane vs. threads despite the fact that I have not participated in the extreme majority of them.

🙂

I'm not even participating in this one. 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄

Fair enough. Still, other posters need to get over their anger about John's winning record.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Fair enough. Still, other posters need to get over their anger about John's winning record.

Look here, chuckorgasm, or can I call you chucky. I have no problem with McClain winning, if you get your facts right I usually side with McClane in most fights. All you are doing is trolling chuck, quit acting ignorant to you being just a stupid troll on the internet. By the way, it doesn't count, if you put me on ignore but still read my posts. Clearly I got to your inner troll and trolled it out of you so hard you gave up. Any one who doesn't like die hard movies are plain stupid, they are great movie, but since you watch them on youtube, I can see how you would not get the whole picture, chuck.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I didn't: not even a little. The type of backpeddling you're doing right now is so extreme that you may hurt yourself...possibly pull a groin? 🙂

Here's why:

I didn't read after the "here's why", as your premise is still flawed. You misunderstood and added your own version of intent.

Or you didn't misunderstand and are just trying to troll, that's always a possibility I guess.

Originally posted by Robtard
I didn't read after the "here's why", as your premise is still flawed. You misunderstood and added your own version of intent.

Or you didn't misunderstand and are just trying to troll, that's always a possibility I guess.

So you didn't read the part where I pointed out that you were going out of your way to lie?

I'm the one that is trolling? I know you didn't forget the first post you made in this thread. 🙂

Originally posted by Silent Master
Fair enough. Still, other posters need to get over their anger about John's winning record.

You can't be reasonable like this. You're not supposed to be.

TE, time to put the club away.