Corran's countdowns.

Australia?

Man Corran. How many holidays do you go on, you lucky bugger 😄

These international spys do tend to travel a lot Raz.

But remember, he'll probably end up strapped to a table with a cutting laser beam moving towards his jaffa's at some point during the break. ✅

he'll just take a quick nip of his beer and kick the laser down, no?

He'll probably be too drunk to do anything and return as Ms.Corran. 😱

nah, he'll manage to survive, just being shaken, not stirred

12 more days, oooh now I'm getting excited.

For what?

australia I think

Yep, going to Australia for a wedding, got me some ticket to the mens quarter finals of the Aussie tennis open too,

the hopman cup?

Nope the Aussie Open.

Nine days now.

Be careful, the water drains backwards down there. ✅

mech, you're a mechanical type... can you undo that horror?

We could use that pump mechanism they had in that Aussie Simpsons episode. ✅

*salutes the toilet like homer simpson did*

*Begins to cry and sing National anthem*

*grabs a beer and drinks to salute the nation*

We've had a bit of a development with our holiday to Norway, in as much as we aren't going there anymore.

We decided to book a last minute week to the Algarve instead, it cost about the same as the long weekend in Norway, so we're going there at the end of Feb now instead.

that's ... bad news... to a certain height

but I'm sure that no matter were, you'll always be drunk... er... I mean, have fun 😖

I've gotta try and lose the extra pounds I gained over chrimbo now. 🙁