Corran's countdowns.

Yes, but tlaking about peoples mother is taking it to the extreme.

😂 I agree with that, but it's still sounds nice, unless you understand it ✅

so if I type dirty to you in French you'll like that?

Will I understand it 🤨

no, but does that matter?

If not please feel free 😊
If I understood it, I would reply naughty

Hmmm, because of the probabilty of you understanding it and replying, thus embarrassing me further, I choose not to say anything that may be misconstrued, so I will merely say Bon nuit mon cheri

Au revoir monsieur wavey

2 months and 3 days till the GP of Hungary 🙁

woo-hoo
1 day until Lanzarote 😄

and then you won't return for months?

Whaaat? 😕

you haven't been really active lately

that's a good thing

not to me 🙁

Awww that's one of the nicest things you ever said to me, in fact to anyone,

but don't tell the others 😉

OK, I won't post it.

great, lets drink to that too

OK drunk