Eyes Wide Shut Illuminati vs Jason Voorhees

vs

The Masked Rich Orgy party vs the Retard Jason from the remake?

The Richies that love sex vs the Axe Welding Maniac that hates sex?

Jason finds his way into the orgy room.

Who wins?

uhh I need a beer.

Jason

There looked to be over 200 people easily in that rich-people orgy; if they got together and worked as a team they could overpower Jason and tie him up while taking a few casualties.

So I'd say 10-15 orgites die in the process but Jason gets ****ed in the end (see what I did there).

Yes. You explained more about yourself then any of us really cared to know.

He kills them all.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Yes. You explained more about yourself then any of us really cared to know. [/B]

Sorry if your psyche can't handle my in-depth analysis of the match.

Originally posted by Robtard
Sorry if your psyche can't handle my in-depth analysis of the match.

And I have no doubt that you psyche has been "gauged" to determine its depths quite frequently.

Retard Jason wins yo

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]

More your math skills then anything. There are only about 30 in that pic.

And I have no doubt that you psyche has been "gauged" to determine its depths quite frequently. [/B]

That picture doesn't encompass that scene in its entirety. The as you put in the OP: "The Masked Rich Orgy party", was far more than just 30 people. Watch the film again if you think I'm wrong.

You seem upset and rather bellicose over this. Rather odd, imo.

hysterical
Ohhhh....He thinks I "WATCHED THE FILM"!!
Ohhh mercy

lol1

Jason slaughters them all

the one in the remake is no joke.

If there really are 100+ people there then Remake Jason kills 10-20 before being overwhelmed.

OG Jason would clean house, though.