The much gloried House of Odin should get behind Marvel's Superman killer, The Silver Surfer.
Know that in this, your hour of need, Norrin Radd stands for you and for that once glorious warrior that you feel so attached to.
Stand with The Surfer, accept him as your saviour, the one true avatar of awesomeness, embrace the effulgent light of The Glinting one.
His unblemished, glinting resonance will smite the darkness, his discrete manliness will render the caped ape impotent and his POWER COSMIC will fell the hollow house of "El".
Arise, stand proud once more, accept the light that Marvel has given you in these dark times. Know that The Surfer is the light and the way, that he is the Herald of your SALVATION.
No longer is the House of Marvel divided, no longer shall we war, House of Odin against The Gamma Nation, NovaFarce Nerds against the on rush of adolescence, The Decayed Visage of Doom against The Choir Eternal of Thanos, all shall cease to fight, all shall find peace in the glory and the light of the true faith.
No longer are you a confused rabble, throwing scans in the darkness, hiding from the truth and clinging to your battered egos and your shattered pride.
Find heart and courage, embrace the truth.Glory awaits, arise my brothers, arise and embrace your redemption. Your salvation awaits ...
GLINTING BASTARDS ASSEMBLE!!!