christianity symbolism

Started by Time Immemorial2 pages
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Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Really?! What was I doing? Did I talk to anyone? Did I embarrass myself? And why would I be at church on a Tuesday? 😛

Well all three! You were hitting on the nuns! 😛

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Well all three! You were hitting on the nuns! 😛

As long as they were good looking! 😂

Genesis-Soldier god blessed him with a...

freak'n knew it

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
freak'n knew it

Knew what?

Time Immemorial Restricted

That you were knocking boots in church!

Genesis-Soldier god blessed him with a...

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
That you were knocking boots in church!

no i meant about the tibetan OM symbol and what not. my internet has been slow and your posts didn't register on my screen

but anyway i'm pretty sure knocking boots with a few old nuns in a church is up to Shakyamunison and his kinks

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Originally posted by Time Immemorial
That you were knocking boots in church!

Do you really think I was in a church somewhere? Because I have just been humoring you. The last time I was in a church was on a tour in London, and I wasn't there to worship.

Time Immemorial Restricted
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Do you really think I was in a church somewhere? Because I have just been humoring you. The last time I was in a church was on a tour in London, and I wasn't there to worship.

Of coarse not, I was enjoying you humoring me. This place makes me laugh🙂

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Of coarse not, I was enjoying you humoring me. This place makes me laugh🙂

😄

riv6672 Senior Member

I was kicked out of church when i was 12...

Genesis-Soldier god blessed him with a...
Originally posted by riv6672
I was kicked out of church when i was 12...

did the holy water start to evaporate when you touched it?

btw has annyone ever tried not to laugh in church when you think of something funny? didn't work for me

Robtard Senor Member

Do find the cross to be a slightly odd religious symbol, considering it's what Christ died on and historically a horribly painful death-device.

Or as a Jehovah Witness put it to me once: "Imagine you had this friend who was your best friend and you deeply loved him like a father or brother. Now if he was shot and killed, would you wear a bullet around your neck to honor him."

Genesis-Soldier god blessed him with a...

Originally posted by Robtard
Do find the cross to be a slightly odd religious symbol, considering it's what Christ died on and historically a horribly painful death-device.

Or as a Jehovah Witness put it to me once: "Imagine you had this friend who was your best friend and you deeply loved him like a father or brother. Now if he was shot and killed, would you wear a bullet around your neck to honor him."


i guess it would depend if the bullet caused them agony and was mutilating their body, but when put like that "why the hell not"

just let me go get my 14ft cross and some leather thread

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
did the holy water start to evaporate when you touched it?

btw has annyone ever tried not to laugh in church when you think of something funny? didn't work for me


No, i was kicked out for asking the priest a question i'd come across in the library. The "can God make rock he couldnt lift/is he all powerful" scenario.
Instead of dealing with me as (how i figured) an adult might, he told my mom i was never to set foot in church again.
Taught me everything i needed to know about organized religion right there.

dyajeep Senior Member
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I always thought it was strange to use an execution device as a religious symbol.

agreed...

although it's more of a Catholic symbol and NOT a Christian symbol...