Okay, i thought the ninja was bad

At least he keeps to himself.

Holly $hit I had a nice childhood in comparison.. at least no limbless ceiling monsters ever tried to drag me forever into the mirror... the Easter Bunny guy does sound familiar though...

I'm no expert but I think some of those examples are signs of schizophrenia.

They're signs of something, alright...

Trick or treating a few nights ago, i was sure the ninja was following me.
I saw no sign of him. Which is just as i'd expect...!