You know, Humpty Dumpty was not an egg

Weird, right? He was a cannon used in a 1648 battle during the English civil war.

I think its better when he's an egg. Puss in Boots would have looked silly talking to a cannon in that one movie and all of Zack Galafanskis' jokes would gave made no sense at all.
Antonio Banderas would have still been sexy though. I dont like cats but he makes me like him AS a cat. But i couldnt ever like a cannon more than i like eggs.

Really? Is this true? He had to be an egg or how would.he crack and fall off the wall?

I kid you not.

Originally posted by rudester
Really? Is this true? He had to be an egg or how would.he crack and fall off the wall?

He kids us not.

yeah this will be fine