Who would you rather have on your team Bizarro or Batman and why

Batman has smarts, fighting skills, gadgets, detective skills, & money. Bizarro has superman level powers but is dumb as a bag of hammers. Who would you pick.

Are they 100% loyal to me and will never betray me?

Yep like a puppy

Then Batman. Much more versatile, and useful Bizarro would be good as a bodyguard and for smashing things, that's it.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Then Batman. Much more versatile, and useful Bizarro would be good as a bodyguard and for smashing things, that's it.

This.

Not to mention Bruce Wayne has the brains to make me rich

Batman, by far. If it was a choice between Bats and Supes though it'd be Clark all day.

Eurgh. EVERYTHING has to turn into a Superwank fest....

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Then Batman. Much more versatile, and useful Bizarro would be good as a bodyguard and for smashing things, that's it.

Bizarro all the way!

Originally posted by zopzop
Shut your mouth!

Bizarro all the way!

HELLO!

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Eurgh. EVERYTHING has to turn into a Superwank fest....

Lol...always.

I can't see Carver's post but I guess he either posted a flame of Superman or something in favour of Hulk.

Phuck that guy.

Bizarro.

I love you too Kris and by the way, you're wrong.

Botmon. So much more to offer.

Originally posted by Mindship
Botmon. So much more to offer.

Bizarro is basically a mentally challenged Superman. WTF can Batman bring to the tablet that a planet busting flying brick couldn't do?

Nuke about to go off over a major city? Send in Bizarro.
Sailors entombed in a crippled submarine 20000 leagues under the sea? Send Bizarro.
Terrorists army threatening to take over a country? Send in Bizarro.
People trapped in a collapsing skyscraper? Send in Bizarro.
Astronauts stranded and in need of help aboard a space station? Send in Bizarro.
Alien armada barreling toward the Earth? Send in Bizarro.

I can go on.

Originally posted by zopzop
Like what?

Bizarro is basically a mentally challenged Superman. WTF can Batman bring to the tablet that a planet busting flying brick couldn't do?

Nuke about to go off over a major city? Send in Bizarro.
Sailors entombed in a crippled submarine 20000 leagues under the sea? Send Bizarro.
Terrorists army threatening to take over a country? Send in Bizarro.
People trapped in a collapsing skyscraper? Send in Bizarro.
Astronauts stranded and in need of help aboard a space station? Send in Bizarro.
Alien armada barreling toward the Earth? Send in Bizarro.

I can go on.

And in return, you have to tell him what to do 24/7. YOU have to monitor the news 24/7, sitting by the TV/Internet and dispatching him. IOW, you're nothing more than a glorified PA. And there's a very high chance he misunderstands you because you have to speak in retard speak, and he ends up eating the astronauts or something.

That's IF you want to play the hero route.

If you want to go the villain route, again, you have to give the commands. Think a retard version of the Thunderbolt. Sure, there's a good chance he goes into auto protect mode, and saves you without you needing to tell him to - but any deviations in the plan would require fresh instructions, or he'd phuck everything up.

Bizarro, don't go and rob that bank is one such command. And if he encounters resistance? What does he do? He'd prob murder use his freeze vision and freeze everyone. Congrats, you're now a mass murderer instead of just a bank thief.

Then of course, he'd prob try and pick you up and hug you. And crush you.

Batman of course, he IS the team, just sit back and let him do his thing