Signs signs everywhere signs

I love these, especially that last one, Fly!

Yeah. So do I. Peeps always get all Pissy when I wear my Hockey Mask and take my machete to work on Fridays!.

They usually get on me about socks and sandals.

Sorry but, i have gnarly toes from 20+ years of wearing combat boots, and no one needs to see THOSE.

^^^Haha!

That second one reminds me of a sign on a Georgia golf course i saw. It warned of possible gators in the water. The sign was right AT the water's edge..😬