Gold-diggers, listen up

I'm going to be a disorganized 40 year-old basement dweller and I'll be ****ing horny btiches who don't know that in one-nighters.

Meanwhile you'll be strangling the life out of some over-worked btich.

****ers.

Originally posted by Oneness
I'm going to be a disorganized 40 year-old basement dweller

Now that's something to strive for.

Usually 20 year olds plan/dream on becoming something else, but end up being 40-something basement dwellers due to poor life choices and/or laziness. Godspeed, Dolos.

Originally posted by Oneness
I'm going to be a disorganized 40 year-old basement dweller and I'll be ****ing horny btiches who don't know that in one-nighters.

Meanwhile you'll be strangling the life out of some over-worked btich.

****ers.

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Oh goodness Oneness. You need to stop revolving your life around women or lack of. There are other things. Like career climbing, finding a deeper meaning in life or looking for Big Foot. Trust me, if you find a goal in life and stop at nothing to accomplish it. Everything else will follow. Even da ladies.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Even da ladies.

I don't want your sorry ass.

Originally posted by Oneness
I've already told you, Cheesy.

I don't want your sorry ass.

Don't feed me your lies.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Don't feed me your lies.

No means no, Cheesy.

I hope my best friend will at least be there for me, because if not, I don't really have anyone I can really afford to care about, do I?

I don't think I'm crazy yet. I think at one point I tried to see like it. Please don't assume that's still what I want.

I do care, I don't want to be friendless. I've finally come to terms with the fact that I'm 21 and there's not a single female out there who cares about me. Please don't assume I'll be cool without a friend either, Red.

I've changed, I swear.

Would you tell miss Lara goodbye before you go?

I get the feeling that one day... this will be Oneness:

Oneness could you be a closet homo sexual? If you are, we will still accept you, but something is off with you and the ladies.

While I'm at it:

Originally posted by Oneness
I don't think I'm crazy yet. I think at one point I tried to see like it. Please don't assume that's still what I want.

I do care, I don't want to be friendless. I've finally come to terms with the fact that I'm 21 and there's not a single female out there who cares about me. Please don't assume I'll be cool without a friend either, Red.

You could try being nicer and less condescending. srug

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
I get the feeling that one day... this will be Oneness:

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Oneness could you be a closet homo sexual? If you are, we will still accept you, but something is off with you and the ladies.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
You could try being nicer and less condescending. srug

I'm blocking Ghecko too, fgts starting to piss me the **** off with his gay ass disney movies.

Blocked, blocked, and flamed.

**** yes, that does my heart good.