Time for the next big Holiday this season!!!

3-16 Day, drink some brewskis and stomp a mudhole in some jabronis.

✅ Okay thats clever...👆

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

And also...Submarine Day!

Wait...WHAT?!?

bonus

^^^The girl in the bandana looks like a gym buddy of mine! 😱

Also:

National Corndog Day

Holy crap now I want one so bad!

Theyre 50cents at Sonics all day!

^^^Did you get any?

Yeah I got a dozen. What?! I likes me some battered pig assholes. Fight me!

FIGHT you?!? When i can JOIN you up in that battered ass???

National Puppies Day!

today is....

Its the 25th, the Christmas Day of March!!!

Also, how many puppies are in that gif?
I lost count at '1, 2, 3, omg thats so cute!!!!'...😮

5 I'm immune to "it's so fuzzy I'm gonna die" due to having no heart.

To the Wizard with you, man!