TODAY IS
TOMORROW IS INTERNATIONAL MONKEY DAY
TOMORROW IS
TOMORROW IS NATIONAL SUCKLING PIG DAY
(And many a wolf rejoices.)
TODAY IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE
TOMORROW IS FESTIVIS
(For the rest of us.)
TOMORROW IS BOXING DAY
TOMORROW IS NATIONAL FRUITCAKE DAY
(Hard pass, pun intended.)
TOMORROW IS PEPPER POT DAY
(December’s run out of holiday ideas!)