Revan vs Darth Vader

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Revan vs Darth Vader

Pure hand to hand combat. Both combatants are naked but they get to wear each other's masks. Fight takes place in Darth Malgus' bedroom, while he is sleeping, and breathing loud as hell in the background.

Vader wins because Revan gauges out his own eyes.

Hand to Hand? Vader gives him the Mountain treatment.

Vader owns Revan, also LOL on the entire battle.

Revan. Vader dies before the battle starts, tbh. He then wills himself back to life long enough to bitchslap Revan into oblivion.

Vader dies before the fight even starts.

Revan's naked? Vader turns gay and makes out with Revan. Vader has AIDs though because Palpatine touched him when he was a little boy so Revan dies shortly afterwards. He then comes back from the dead and resurrects Padme and Bastila for a gangbang.

Something called Lightning storm will peharps put vader out of the competition.. Humhum.. Normal lightning O.K.. Ligthning storm.. HAhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa !

Revan will just escape vador there is no pure combat possible... Just star like a pure hand to hand combat ...
This gay combat. will never star neither because Vader penis has bee burn with lava...
Revan will just Run and burn the bed when vader sleeping XD !

No toasty?

Pure hand to hand combat in Malgus's bedroom naked, if only but the masks.. Revan really would have to use his foresight to avoid Vader's cybernetic caress, likewise Vader has a physical advantage with his bulk. Neither of their sabers are particularly long, but Revan's precog might make Vader's performance more predictable. There are no clear victors here...

Originally posted by carthage
Neither of their sabers are particularly long

Bastila Shan and the Exile beg to differ.

Both fangirls, they mean nothing.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
Bastila Shan and the Exile beg to differ.

LMFAO. Don't forget Canderous, HK and *shudders* ...Kreia

Toasty penis of vader carthage !

LOL wtf

Guys. *sigh*

Originally posted by Revanchiste
Toasty penis of vader carthage !
ROFL

Revan pwns.

Vader naked can't fight hand to hand for shit. Does he even have hands? Does that count as naked? Is Revan fighting an armless, legless burn victim?

Toasty because it's burned !
Vader cant' survive without his suit.. He can but 6/9 days I think...

Originally posted by Revanchiste
Toasty penis of vader carthage !
Wanted to bump this for this gem of a post.