Going away forever
You, me, everyone. Went to a wake today and started thinking about mortality.
That was sucky, so on the way home i cheered myself up by coming up with epitaphs for my tombstone. Something uniquely me, that'll someday make my kids' kids go " grampa was really weird, wasnt he?"
So far i've got
"Here i go again"
"I did NOT sign up for this!"
"Does this grave make me look flat?"
"Oh Hell no! (Hey that works on multiple levels)"