Fire, fire! My pants are Liars!!!

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riv6672 Senior Member

Fire, fire! My pants are Liars!!!

There's no way these new jeans are -ungh- a 34 waist. They must have -ungh- been mislabeled...馃檨

mitchypoopoo Complete Unknown

sure thing tubby

riv6672 Senior Member

馃檨 they lie!

riv6672 Senior Member

At least i'm not getting shorter.

Yet.

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Originally posted by riv6672
At least i'm not getting shorter.

Yet.

riv6672 Senior Member

...ha!

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

Re: Fire, fire! My pants are Liars!!!

That's not fire you're feeling. It's your gonorrhea acting up.

riv6672 Senior Member

Ugh.
One thing i dont miss about the Army is having young soldiers coming to me needing help dealing with an STD.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

That's probably how you got the clap.

riv6672 Senior Member

Ha, yeah you def remind me of those little pissants! 馃槀