Now i have TWO reasons to visit Australia!

Ayers Rock, in Australia, is the biggest rock in the world.
Its 1,142 feet high. Always wanted to see it.

Googling randomly i just found out Australia also has the world's shortest mountain!
Mount Wycheproof, only 141 feet high.

Talk about extremes!!!

So basically you're the kinda guy that gets his rocks off by other country's rocks?

I guess so, yeah ✅

I've had this shirt

For about 12 years!
Found it in a comic shop in Texas. No one even knew what it was from...

Ya go to straya for the beaches and the fun weird animals not the scary weird animals

I'd rather stick to rocks!

straya is a lot of nothing and a few rocks
meanwhile in nepal
rocks
really big ones
in the world
lots

I've climbed for fun and, bleh, work in a bunch of different countries.
Funny thing is, i dont really like heights!

lots of variable height rocks
in afgrammastan
among other dangerous
things
😘

Basically, there's rocks everywhere, RIV.

Maybe you want to go visit the boys down under and actually go under them.

Spoken as two non rock climbers!

Originally posted by rudester
Maybe you want to go visit the boys down under and actually go under them.

more fun than
hanging out
with a lot of
rocks
😛

Rock climbing is fun. Fun!

Keep an eye out for poisonous rocks.

You mean Poison Rock, in western Australia?
I think i'd skip THAT place....

I always thought Australia was the world's largest island?
Now i hear its Greenland, at 840,000 square miles.
WTH did Australia shrink?

The Island of Death is ungodly hot or was when I was there. And that ain't even the middle bit with all the nothing and arborigines. The coastline area was full of bars with funny talking blokes with big knives and these gigantic glasses full of battery acid disguised as beer. Fecking horrible place/.

Sounds kind of fun!

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Basically, there's rocks everywhere, RIV.

He would trip over one and hit his head prolly and break the rock with his head.

You'd trip over the rock and then blame the rock for being a useless piece of **** and follow it everywhere bitching and moaning until it shattered into dust at the heat death of the universe.