Revan's Greatest Insults

Originally posted by carthage
I'm not sure what fecal matter has to do with procreation with males. Maybe you can explain that one to me, seeing how all of you're posts are related to#Titilation or explaining your various states of arousal to Sidious.

The only way you can procreate with a male is if you're a woman. uhuh

Perhaps you meant copulate in which case you should be honored for the opportunity to copulate with His Imperial Majesty.

Look at this fella.

#handsome

I think he uses his lightsaber to compensate for something, after all without the force he's just another old Naboo senator with a face resembling a ballsack that got thrown down a mineshaft and nearly killed by a green mdiget

Originally posted by carthage
I think he uses his lightsaber to compensate for something,

He likely wields a slender portable lightsaber to compensate for a massive schlong. mmm

Originally posted by carthage
after all without the force he's just another old Naboo senator with a face resembling a ballsack that got thrown down a mineshaft and nearly killed by a green mdiget

So distinguished.

His face looks like a cracked tire, he's got a butt chin, and hthe skin on his lower jaw sags lower than a turkey's neck (HAPPY THANKSGIVING)

If you find that attractive you have low standards

Originally posted by carthage
His face looks like a cracked tire, he's got a butt chin, and hthe skin on his lower jaw sags lower than a turkey's neck (HAPPY THANKSGIVING)

If you find that attractive you have low standards

It's that dreamy smile and infectious giggle of his... 😍

lol

Originally posted by ILS
I was hoping this would be a thread where we get to insult Revan.

How do you insult Revan? Dude is a bad-ass.