New member = me!

you like soccer huh?
what's your favorite team?

I hate sssssssoccer, I only like to kick peoplesssssss headssssssss

darn 🙁
and that in a soccerloving country!

I am sooooooo hatefffffffull againssssssst ssssssssoccer

oooooooooooooooooh! same here! same here!

*lifts up a brow* You isssssss or you isssssss jussssssst afraid ffffffor your head?

the second one 😉

I thought ssssssssso ffffffffor thisssssss you will havvvvvvve to pay! Bring me assssss much grasssssss asssssss you can.

my honesty doesn't get rewarded?

Yessssssss you MAY get me grassssss

of course

*grins widely as her long, spiked tail sways from side to side*

*quickly goes to search grass*

*nappy time until grass is here*

*lets her sleep a bit*

*SNORES*

I heard you! 😛

*SNORES 100 DECIBELS*

{The Grandmaster approaches...looking for a place to rest...}

*opens one eye while snoring still*