New member = me!

I still hold the green ruby which will control the hunger of the scorpion!

no, we life near the french 🙁

*sobs*

anything against the dutch?

*sob sobs with hunger*

eat the french!

*licks lips and looks at French*

I will release the powerful scorpion onto...New York!

mustard or mayo?

Many ffffffffood humansssss?

first eat france!

Many food humanssssss! *eats the world*

except me I hope

Hmm... excccccept thossssse I can ussssssse..

What a remarkeable turn of events. The Scorpion has broken the spell of my nice green ruby and is looking to eat one of...US!!!

*points to gordon*
*whispers*
eat him!

*blink blinks and sees a pile of gold. She waddles over to it and lies down to take a nap*

or ... take a nap... that's fine too

*snores at 100 decibels*

that's pretty normal, no?