Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon vs Kung Fu Hustle

Team CTHD: Li Mu Bai, Yu Shu Lien, Jen Yu and Jade Fox.

Team KFH: Landlord, Landlady, The Tailor, Donut and the Coolie.

Fight takes place in the village from "The Last Samurai." Each combatant is armed with any all weapons they were shown with in their movies. Nighttime. Morals off' bloodlust on.

Who wins?

Landlord or Landlady solo.

Not really though. I've never seen CTHD.

It's a pretty good martial arts flick.

KFH stomps, they're Looney Tunes level above and beyond the other Asians

Kung Fu Hustle, Even tho i think its a stupid match up.

Originally posted by Robtard
KFH stomps, they're Looney Tunes level above and beyond the other Asians

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Check the combatants again, this will not be a stomp.

I did, KFH stomps

KFH crew takes this.

Originally posted by Robtard
I did, KFH stomps

Delete this

When CTHD crew can throw stone wheels and hit people so fast they don't know what happened or block invisible blades let us know.

Landlady could just lions roar and end it quick.

Yeah well.....CTHD had some pretty insane feats as well.

Such as? What did they have on the level of KFH?

For starters, defying gravity at every turn, jumping 50 feet in the air, walking on water.

That doesn't help them here. And the KFH crew can defy gravity as well. CTHD crew is also much much slower.

How does it not help them here?

And compare gravity defying feats for the listed combatants.

Landlady's scream alone would shred the CTHD people

Mhm cuz they are just gonna stand there yeah?

She can move her head, yo

Was she shown spamming the Lion's roar in multiple directions?