Episode 7 trailer

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Originally posted by chilled monkey
No its impractical and dumbass.

Firstly it's more dangerous to its wielder than an opponent (as ares834 put it real swords do not have knives for a cross guard)

Second, Jedi have always managed just fine without needing any kind of cross-guard so it is clearly not necessary.

Third, from a purely aesthetic approach, it just looks daft.

Aside from that though, I thought the trailer was okay.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
So..... the Inquisitor's dual blade>>>>>>a crossguard? Seriously?
tbh I have no idea what have the lightsaber spin adds to it?

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
So..... the Inquisitor's dual blade>>>>>>a crossguard? Seriously?

Different tastes. And I think the Inquisitor's saber is stupid as hell.

Inquisitor's lightsaber is used to market young children, and it does.
To like a 7 year old, the spinning blades must be badass as ****.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
So..... the Inquisitor's dual blade>>>>>>a crossguard? Seriously?

Yes, let's compare a 7 year old's TV show directed by someone who doesn't even want to direct it, with a multi million dollar production, global film, directed by someone who's supposedly one of the best directors of our era....

Right.

Crossguard lightsaber>>normal lightsaber.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
So..... the Inquisitor's dual blade>>>>>>a crossguard? Seriously?

I hate that one too.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
Inquisitor's lightsaber is used to market young children, and it does.
To like a 7 year old, the spinning blades must be badass as ****.

Indeed and that is another reason I hate that thing. It was designed purely to sell toys and this is the same.

Like I've said before, this movie was clearly made purely to get as many merchandising deals as possible.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
Inquisitor's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

Not sure what your point is.

Erm, I never put the "Inquisitor's" in front of it. 😬 You just kinda ruined the joke. Lame:

Originally posted by chilled monkey
No its impractical and dumbass.

Firstly it's more dangerous to its wielder than an opponent (as ares834 put it real swords do not have knives for a cross guard)

Second, Jedi have always managed just fine without needing any kind of cross-guard so it is clearly not necessary.

Third, from a purely aesthetic approach, it just looks daft.

Aside from that though, I thought the trailer was okay.


Originally posted by DarthAnt66
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

Originally posted by DarthAnt66

Yes, it still looks dumb. Pasting some guy's face over Palpatine's really doesn't change that

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

Still not sure what this is supposed to mean.

Originally posted by chilled monkey
Yes, it still looks dumb. Pasting some guy's face over Palpatine's really doesn't change that

Still not sure what this is supposed to mean.

Originally posted by chilled monkey
some guy's face

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus

Jesus? Who? Is he an ancient Sith spirit or something?

I dunno. Some guy I guess. Looks like someone put his face on a Sith.
It's not like he's the most influential figure in human history or anything.

Of course not, that would be either Mickey Mouse or Muhammad Ali, not some guy who got photoshopped onto an unknown Sith.

I apologise. I truly had no idea whose face it was.

Also, let's not get blasphemous. I honestly did not mean any offence and I am sorry if I have caused any.

Real talk tho it'd be funny as shit if Jesus Christ's spirit was resurrected through Sith Sorcery and he became the main antagonist for the new trilogy. Grandmaster Luke with oneness vs Jesus anyone?

Fools need to calm down ITT. The implications being made in here are lulzy.

>Waaaaah the wheel-droid looks silly
>R2-2D is a top-heavy trash-can on wheels that was completely helpless against stairs for five movies.

>waaaaah lightsaber cross-guard is impractical
>lightsaber combat
>practical
>not twirling glow-sticks around like batons at a rave

Kill yourselves, SWVF.

Originally posted by chilled monkey
I apologise. I truly had no idea whose face it was.

Also, let's not get blasphemous. I honestly did not mean any offence and I am sorry if I have caused any.


Nah, it's cool bro. We still love you. 😉
Originally posted by Tzeentch
Fools need to calm down ITT. The implications being made in here are lulzy.

>Waaaaah the wheel-droid looks silly
>R2-2D is a top-heavy trash-can on wheels that was completely helpless against stairs for five movies.

>waaaaah lightsaber cross-guard is impractical
>lightsaber combat
>practical
>not twirling glow-sticks around like batons at a rave

Kill yourselves, SWVF.


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Originally posted by Tzeentch
Fools need to calm down ITT. The implications being made in here are lulzy.

>Waaaaah the wheel-droid looks silly
>R2-2D is a top-heavy trash-can on wheels that was completely helpless against stairs for five movies.

Good thing R2D2 doesn't look a soccer ball.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
>waaaaah lightsaber cross-guard is impractical
>lightsaber combat
>practical
>not twirling glow-sticks around like batons at a rave

Kill yourselves, SWVF.

Couldn't give a shit if it's practical. It looks dumb as hell though.

Originally posted by ares834
Good thing R2D2 doesn't look a soccer ball.