Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, with a twist

OK, so the events leading up to the beginning of Episode IV are the same. The only difference is that the following movie characters replace the original Episode IV cast:

The Emperor: Magneto from the "X Men" movies
Darth Vader: YuLaw from "The One"
Luke Skywalker: Wesley Gibson from "Wanted"
Princess Leia: Gail from "Sin City"
Han Solo: Dwight from the first "Sin City"
Chewbacca: Marv from "Sin City"
Lando Calrissian: John Creasy from "Man on Fire"
R2D2: VINCENT from "The Black Hole"
C3PO: Dot Matrix from "Spaceballs"
Obi Wan Kenobi: Blade from, well, "Blade"
Yoda: Gandalf from 'Lord of the Rings"
Rebel Soldiers: Colonial Marines from "Aliens"
Stormtroopers: Mobile Infantry from "Starship Troopers"

Now, for sake of the thread, Yulaw, Gibson, Magneto, Blade and Gandalf are all force sensitives, AND have the same powers from their respective films. They also have all gear/weaponry from their films.

Gail has her same skill set as in Sin City, along with the diplomatic prowess as Leia.

Dwight is an accomplished space pilot, as Solo was.

The Marines and M.I. are 100% loyal to their cause. They also have the weapons they had in their movies, along with the weapons the Rebels and Stormtroopers had in their movies.

Basically every replacement character has all their powers/gear/weaponry/skills/whatever as they had in their movies,along with all the powers/gear/weaponry/skills/whatever as their predecessors.

So, explain how Episodes IV through VI play out with these new characters replacing the old ones.

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If nothing else, I don't think if Gibson gets to the end that Yulaw will save him from Magneto. His magnetism amplified by mastery of the Dark Side on Sidious' level would make him too powerful.

It doesn't help that a metal Yulaw would be utterly powerless before said mutant powers.

Well, Gandalf's immortal so he won't go the way of Yoda, at least

As for Mobile Infantry, well heard alot of hardcore shit for Starship Troopers, namely shit like mini nukes or whatever

If Rico's leading them, they stomp

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Well, Gandalf's immortal so he won't go the way of Yoda, at least

As for Mobile Infantry, well heard alot of hardcore shit for Starship Troopers, namely shit like mini nukes or whatever

Well, as Ep IV begins, Yulaw clears the entire ship at super super speed, well before Leia can get the message to the droids.

Obi Wan is never contacted and the Death Star plans are recovered. Luke never gets trained in the force, Leia is tortured and raped until she dies. The emperor rules, supremely, and Vader is more ruthless and evil than ever.

The end.

Next time, chose characters that are not retardedly over powered compared to the other characters, RJ. In fact, Yu-Law is so fast, durable, and strong, that he can solo that entire list. Gibson is the only one that is approaching Yu-Law's ballpark, but he's still a few miles up the road considering the parking.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Well, as Ep IV begins, Yulaw clears the entire ship at super super speed, well before Leia can get the message to the droids.

Obi Wan is never contacted and the Death Star plans are recovered. Luke never gets trained in the force, Leia is tortured and raped until she dies. The emperor rules, supremely, and Vader is more ruthless and evil than ever.

The end.

Next time, chose characters that are not retardedly over powered compared to the other characters, RJ. In fact, Yu-Law is so fast, durable, and strong, that he can solo that entire list. Gibson is the only one that is approaching Yu-Law's ballpark, but he's still a few miles up the road considering the parking.

This and lol 😆 😆

Originally posted by dadudemon
Well, as Ep IV begins, Yulaw clears the entire ship at super super speed, well before Leia can get the message to the droids.

Obi Wan is never contacted and the Death Star plans are recovered. Luke never gets trained in the force, Leia is tortured and raped until she dies. The emperor rules, supremely, and Vader is more ruthless and evil than ever.

The end.

Next time, chose characters that are not retardedly over powered compared to the other characters, RJ. In fact, Yu-Law is so fast, durable, and strong, that he can solo that entire list. Gibson is the only one that is approaching Yu-Law's ballpark, but he's still a few miles up the road considering the parking.

I think I see the source of confusion. You are trying to alter the events of the movies. The events may not be altered, at least not in the way you are implying.

Example: At the beginning of Ep IV, the Leia's ship is captured by Vader's ship, just as with the original cast. The M.I. breach the hull, just as the Stormtroopers did, and face the Colonial Marines. It is then that YuLaw emerges from his ship, IF the MI defeat the Marines.

No, YuLaw (Vader) does not speed blitz the ship. All battles/events start the same way as they did in their movies.

Another example? Magneto cannot simply see a Rebel fleet and crush them with his powers. he can, however, at the end of ROTJ, use his powers to sieze and hurl a metal catwalk at Wesley.

And for the record, if you can choose a better replacement cast, have at it. I was just tryng to make things interesting.

Originally posted by Robtard
If Rico's leading them, they stomp

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Marines>>>>MI.

There were what, 12-13 marines in Aliens? Mobile Infantry numbers in the thousands when they took the bug planet and captured the brain bug.

MI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Marines

Another example? Magneto cannot simply see a Rebel fleet and crush them with his powers

Not like his powers are on that level anyways

OK I see what DDM means, guess I need to re-cast a few characters.

Originally posted by Robtard
There were what, 12-13 marines in Aliens? Mobile Infantry numbers in the thousands when they took the bug planet and captured the brain bug.

MI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Marines

Colonial Marine weaponry>>>>>>>MI weaponry.

Here, check it:

http://www.starshiptroopers.net/Weapons.html

http://www.ign.com/wikis/aliens-colonial-marines/Weapons_and_Equipment

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Here, check it:

http://www.starshiptroopers.net/Weapons.html

http://www.ign.com/wikis/aliens-colonial-marines/Weapons_and_Equipment

I'm a Heinlein scholar and know everything there is to know about Starship Troopers, pal.

A single MI armed with a tactical nuke rocket launcher could annihilate entire regiments of Colonial Marines and then some.

That list also left out the MI's greatest weapon. Johnny ****ing Rico

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm a Heinlein scholar and know everything there is to know about Starship Troopers, pal.

A single MI armed with a tactical nuke rocket launcher could annihilate entire regiments of Colonial Marines and then some.

That list also left out the MI's greatest weapon. Johnny ****ing Rico

And that same MI soldier can be shot and killed by a single bullet 🙂

Marines win the opening fight on the Tantive IV. Why? because MI will not use nukes on a ship, and the Marines have better, more advanced weaponry and training.

Marines>>>>MI, all day, every day.

Hicks>>>>Rico.

LoL, no. Rico can do flips, I've never seen Hick's do a flip

OK, let's start at the beginning of Ep. IV. The Colonial Marines are defending the Tantive IV. The MI must breach the hull and enter the Tantive IV, taking it over. Who wins this firefight?

Mind you that CM rifles>>>>MI rifles. Mind you that the CM have flamethrowers. Mind you that the CM have Sentry guns. And grenade launchers.

Mind you, if the MI tries to duplicate the Stormtroopers taking the Tantive IV, they get horribly buttraped.