Scary Movie 3

Started by JKozzy9 pages

I liked the segment where George told Sue that her teacher died, although not original, it was pretty funny. "Everyone you love is suffering and dying around you!"

This thread sure seems like Deja Vu from last week (another Scary Movie thread starring VinJince and Storemiyhster.

I'm slightly P.O.'d that I missed out on all the good conversation in this thread (late last night around midnight).

Well, I've spoken to brick walls with more understand and intellect over the years.

Anyway, I've got a few favorite scenes, three of which stand out.

The first being in the cellar, when Father takes the railroad timber to the crotch.

"Awww! My balls!", then gets handed two bowling balls, "No, Jesus!", then is almost handed a light up plastic Jesus lawn ornament, lol.

Second would be the Leslie Neilsen's "President Harris" sketch. "Jerry's Kids, my ass!"

..and of course the Father Tom skit with Cameron Manheim Steamroller.

Originally posted by BackFire
My favorite scene is the "disturbing footage" scene. Where theres a cow taking a crap and an alien walks by and looks at teh camera. I was rolling when I first saw that. The other one, where the two dogs are humping was equally as good. Those were the only segments that really made me laugh hard in that movie.

That was ultimate!!!!! I loved those scenes..

meh those just wern't funny to me. so my fav scene must be aaaa... well not sure its so hard to choose from 4 kida gets ass kicked scense and crap. well guess i pick the president making fun of the natives.

Only thing I didnt like was that they never explained the Priest and the boy what happened that night ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Does that really need explaining? ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by JKozzy
Does that really need explaining? ๐Ÿ˜›

lol exactly, u can kinda quess that the priest gets another go at the boy's rear.

Originally posted by Stormeister
Only thing I didnt like was that they never explained the Priest and the boy what happened that night ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Well, when Father Muldoon walked through the door as the "babysitter", you knew what Zucker was implying. Of course, it would have been in extremely bad taste to actually play it out.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Well, whe Father Muldoon walked through the door as the "babysitter", you knew what Zucker was implying. Of course, it would have been in extremely bad taste to actually play it out.
๐Ÿ˜† thats true i dont think anyone would wanna see that.

I know but at least a scared look when Anna got home,and I thought I was gonna hear something in that phone call but I didnt.The Father Muldon scene was just tottaly uneccessary ๐Ÿ™

Originally posted by Stormeister
I know but at least a scared look when Anna got home,and I thought I was gonna hear something in that phone call but I didnt.The Father Muldon scene was just tottaly uneccessary ๐Ÿ™
not completely it was half funny. or at least more funny then most of the movie. it just another crack at the cathlic priest jokes.

It would have been more funny if they acted on it one more time rather thatn just leaving it incomplete.

Originally posted by Stormeister
It would have been more funny if they acted on it one more time rather thatn just leaving it incomplete.

i gonna have to diagree with that. i think going any further would reck the whole act. no one would wanna see more of that. i think they went as far as possible, after that you just guess that the priest is doing him ๐Ÿ™ (thats why he has a rash on his ass) and yea the red wine helps spell it out to.

I know I just thought they could've done something with that phonecall.Like maybe show a shot of the priest saying everythings all right with the kid in the background or something nothing to bad tho ๐Ÿ™‚

That guy bein a wigga wasnt very funny to me atall..except when he got thrown out the window

what do you mean?

Originally posted by Stormeister
what do you mean?
i think she means, what she said she doesn't find the wigger act funny. but niether did i its another said joke taken to far in this movie.

I thought it was a hilarious and genius parody of Eminem. Goes to show how ridiculous the whole "wigger" premise really is. Not that that would deter anyone from disowning their birth race.

That's a whole 'nother thread.

Yeah, Ven ๐Ÿ™‚ thats what i meant.