The Birth of the KMC SW:EU Section Fanfiction Poem

The darkness came without a warning, without a sound.
We all knew when He came. The One. The Immortal. The Revan.
He sat on top of His fortress, annoyed over NemeBro's lack of sexyness.
Nephthys the Pony of Baneville came to Him, angry.
"Why do thy sit on this fortress all knowing? You are no god."
The Revan said nothing, but Nephthys soon dropped. Dead.
ILS the Barbarian of ComicVime came to Him, angry.
"Why do thy think you are more powerful then Ominin? You are no god."
The Revan said nothing, but ILS soon dropped. Dead.
Badabing the Great of Raptortown came to Him, angry.
"Why do none wank you as much as you deserve to be wanked?"
The Revan spoke, bold and crisp. His only words. His eternal words.
"You are the Chosen One. Lead my people to KMC. You will guide them."
And so it was done. This is the birth of KMC. This is the story of Badabing.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
ILS the Barbarian of ComicVime came to Him, angry.
"Why do thy think you are more powerful then Ominin?

That was Beautiful.

I read the title as "SWEU Fanfiction Porn" and be like:

I did the same NG LOL

@ILS Indeed, in the Ancient Times, the member ILS was so barbaric he couldn't even spell correctly.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
I read the title as "SWEU Fanfiction Porn" and be like:

LOL

Originally posted by NewGuy01
I read the title as "SWEU Fanfiction Porn" and be like:

👆 Same here xD

Why the **** am I not in this, Ant...

Then Selenial of Mothercity came to Him, angry.
"Why have you cursed my child because I did not name him Meetra?"
The Revan said nothing, but Beniboy and Aurbere soon dropped. Dead.

lol.

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