Rob vs Quan

Started by Time Immemorial5 pages

Rob vs Quan

Quan shows up to Robs house with his wand and Harry Potter Books.

Rob pulls out a rubber chicken.

Who wins?

Quan doesn't read HP books.

Also inbe4close

what movie are these characters from?

Forbidden Fantasies 2: Rob's Dilemma

i haven't seen Forbidden Fantasies 1, so I'm not gonna watch the sequel and be totally lost.

😬

My bad, wrong movie

Indecent Proposal 2: Trial by Urine

😂

Let's see....

Quan stands there as Rob beats the living daylights out of him. Right before Rob administers the killing blow, BOOM BOOM, they both go down, headshot by my .50 cal sniper rifle.

The Hobbit: An Erotic Journey to bury his ring in Mt. Rob

Rob puts quan into a coma for 5 years, after quan wakes up he spends 3 years in rehab and another 7 years in therapy to get over the mental trauma....after which quan returns to the scene of his utter humiliation and when he doesn't see Rob, quan declares victory and spends the rest of his life bragging about how he made Rob run away from him.

Ends in sex

This thread was already made:http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f102/t583335.html

Rob stomped

Not really. That was not Quan and half the posters in that thread are banned now.

There was another Robtard Vs Quanchi thread with a poll, iirc

Originally posted by Robtard
There was another Robtard Vs Quanchi thread with a poll, iirc

Bro you did not have a rubber chicken in any thread made.

What say you with this new plot device added to the fray.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Bro you did not have a rubber chicken in any thread made.

What say you with this new plot device added to the fray.

Like I'd need a rubber chicken to defeat Quan

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Let's see....

Quan stands there as Rob beats the living daylights out of him. Right before Rob administers the killing blow, BOOM BOOM, they both go down, headshot by my .50 cal sniper rifle.

The kickback would break your shoulder and you'd miss, ending up on the floor crying like a diaperbaby

I dunno bro, he's got a wand and 6 or more books in his inventory.

In all seriousness, Quan has a man-crush on me and he's without a doubt my biggest fanboy. So he'd probably try to cuddle and read to me.

Originally posted by quanchi112

Call me, handsome one.

Is it a MAGIC rubber chicken?