Quan vs your wife/gf

You come home to find Quan f'n the sh!t out of your wife/gf in your bed. What do you do?

Bend him over and show him how it's done.

I am single. But if we can include past relationships, he wouldn't have a chance with any of them.

Wake her up.

In fairness to me I wouldn't touch most of the women you people lay down with. I have standards, geeks.

Originally posted by quanchi112
In fairness to me I wouldn't touch most of the women you people lay down with. I have standards, geeks.

They have to be shorter than you?

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
They have to be shorter than you?

They have to be underage, he has admitted that he likes to rape underage girls, he's even told people to call him Biff Tannen(the attempted rapist from back to the future).

Originally posted by Silent Master
They have to be underage, he has admitted that he likes to rape underage girls, he's even told people to call him Biff Tannen(the attempted rapist from back to the future).

lol

Sounds about right.

Originally posted by quanchi112
In fairness to me I wouldn't touch most of the women you people lay down with. I have standards, geeks.

You're clearly a virgin.

Well, we must also assume my gf was drunk and feeling really guilty about her past behavior towards midgets who tried to hit on her in high school and college. However, we'd both end up shaking hands... I'd shake his because now my girl know what she could have if she wasn't with me and realizes the grass is certainly not greener. In fact, it could be much worse and she could never have an orgasm or wear heels again. He'd shake mine for helping him lose his virginity for the second time. I've told him.. getting a hand job from bertha didn't count.

Originally posted by jaden101
Wake her up.

Ha

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
They have to be shorter than you?

Originally posted by jaden101
Wake her up.

😆

Originally posted by jaden101
You're clearly a virgin.

😉

Originally posted by jaden101
Wake her up.

👆

That would mean she fantasizes about Quan

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
That would mean she fantasizes about Quan

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
That would mean she fantasizes about Quan

I think Jaden was going for the passed out/drugged angle or possible that Quan's such a terrible lay, a woman would sleep through it

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
That would mean she fantasizes about Quan

Or roofies.

Originally posted by Robtard
I think Jaden was going for the passed out/drugged angle or possible that Quan's such a terrible lay, a woman would sleep through it

lmao

That too