Lads weekender

*does heimlich maneuvre*
are you ok??

I'd........be.....fine................if...you'd....let..go...........of..................me!
..............I..............only.......caught............my.....breath..................!

do I have to? 😉

*turns purple* ..........I..........cant..........breathe......you.......fool!.........................huff!................*faints*

woopsiedaisy!
*lets go*
*splashes some water over laras face*

*starts* what! are you trying to drown me now or something?

well, the choking didn't help so I decei...hey!
no! that's not what I ment!
of course not drowning!
*plays with a lighter* 😉

*looks at yerss curiosly* what are you doing ?

erm ... picking up smoking?

first off you dont PICK up smoking you TAKE up smoking, and secondly you dont even know how to use a lighter! dont play with fire you'll get burned! I'm immune, I'm a born fire sign. 😛

no no no, I'm gonna pick the smoking away from you

Eeep, that won;t make her feel any better... because you still mean take, not pick...

Need a match anyone?

My arse, your face?

Sorry, couldn't resist that old chesnut. 🙄

So you need a match then?

No not really, I could go for a beer if you're offering though?

Great let me get my hat and scarf..........

Big long multi-coloured number?

Its over there on that hook.

Ah I see you recognise me Alastair!

Ali who?