Denton Van Zan vs Fat Bastard

After jumping into the alpha dragon's mouth, Van Zan realizes that it was actually a wormhole to a different time. Van Zan eventually falls through a ceiling and demolishes Fat Bastard's dinner table while he was chowing down on Mini Me.

This leads to a fight.

Van Zan lost his axe in the worm hole.

This is one fight Van Zan will win.

I don't know. Van Zan will come out swinging hard when the fight starts. He might shake Fat Bastard up a little bit. Eventually though, Van Zan will get rocked by a couple of man titty slaps. That may stun him just enough for Bastard to nail him with the knock out punch...same punch Big Show uses in WWE.