Gamora vs. Batman with twist

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Pretty DcNu Batman vs. Gamora

Gamora vs. Batman with twist

Pre DcNu Batman (post Crisis) is fighting with morals off (is willing to kill and maim) and equipped with a single adamantium-like katana sword, along with his standard equipment. The sword weighs 3lb but is as durable as primary adamantium and is as sharp as Wolverine's adamantium claws. He is fighting Gamora. Gamora gets no weapons and fights barehanded.
Standard battle distance and battlefield.
Who wins and why?

Bonus fight?
DcNu Batman against Gamora with the same stips as above but he has 2 swords instead of 1.

Still Gamora...

You really want Batman to win against the person he's losing to in another thread?

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
You really want Batman to win against the person he's losing to in another thread?

Exactly. Not sure what's so hard to understand about Gamora being too strong, and fast for a peak human? She'd do the same thing to Captain America. The sword/s only give her the opportunity to kick him in the belly, and dislodge them from his hands. She would then dice him up, if he happens to still be awake from the mule kick.

Batman Receives the Information from KMC.

Gamora: Female. Alien. Assasin. Meta. Enhanced Speed. Enhanced Strength. Instantaneous Healing. Class A H2H Combat Skills. Ruthless.

Gamora Receives Information from KMC.

Batman. Male. Terran. Hero. Flatscan. Class A H2H Combat Skills. Resourceful. Does Not Kill.

Gamora's gonna like that.

Nice Quick Easy Kill.

Bloodlust or No Bloodlust.

Batman isn't going to do anything Retarded like go on a 1 kilometer/2 kilometer walk to meet Gamora and start exchanging blows.

Gamora is gonna want to get this over and done with. Like: A.S.A.P.

She is going to put one leg in front of the other and walk right up to him and Kill Him.

Knowing Batman the resourceful flatscan doesn't kill will make her very confident about that.

Batmans going to watch her come at him.

And When She's In Range.

(Remember He Wears Lenses and Ear Defenders)

Flash Bang.

And Gamora's Lying Flat on Her Back with a Neck Full of Adamantium.

Gamora: *gurgle* y-y-you're not supposed to do that.

Batman: Oops, Sorry.

*Rooting Around In His Utitlity Belt For A Cryorang*

Oh This will make you feel better.

Batman Locates His Smartphone and teleports her head off.

You put waaaaay too much effort into that for it to be as wrong as it is.

Translation of the Bat-fanboy argument: Batman can win as long as he acts massively OOC and Gamora just stands there and lets him attack.

Originally posted by KingD19
You put waaaaay too much effort into that for it to be as wrong as it is.

I know right. An assassin that did thorough research on Gamora shot her in the back with a disruptor when she wasn't expecting it, and she got right back up. The gun was supposed to take all of the fight out of her. Gamora is just better than Batman, and it's not as if she won't see him reaching for items in his utility belt either. Batman gets away with a lot of crap in the comics, but their comics. h1a8 knows that he has no chance, which is why he's sending her in to fight without her standard gear.

What if I told you that Batman could lose a fight to Gamora and still be a great comic book character? What if I told you that losing to her doesn't detract or steal away from anything that makes him great.

Originally posted by Stoic
I know right. An assassin that did thorough research on Gamora shot her in the back with a disruptor when she wasn't expecting it, and she got right back up. The gun was supposed to take all of the fight out of her. Gamora is just better than Batman, and it's not as if she won't see him reaching for items in his utility belt either. Batman gets away with a lot of crap in the comics, but their comics. h1a8 knows that he has no chance, which is why he's sending her in to fight without her standard gear.

It is also why he only applied the bloodlust to Batman, what he doesn't seem to realize is that Gamora has no rule against killing, especially when the person is actively trying to kill her.

Gamora's head ends up as an ornament on the gates of WAYNE manor...

How? She holds every single advantage.

Physical advantages are useless against THE GODDAMNED BATMAN!!!

Originally posted by pym-ftw
How? She holds every single advantage.

LoM is too busy playing with his Batman dolls, you'll have to forgive him.

What an idiot.

Should have shot her in the neck.

Originally posted by Silent Master
LoM is too busy playing with his Batman dolls, you'll have to forgive him.

I dont own any dolls...

Batman looks like a martini olive after Gamora jams the sword down his throat.

Originally posted by tkitna
Batman looks like a martini olive after Gamora jams the sword down his throat.

They put black olives in Martini's?

Originally posted by pym-ftw
How? She holds every single advantage.
by feats batman is faster and more skilled. But the adamantium sword advantage offset her advantages

Originally posted by h1a8
by feats batman is faster and more skilled. But the adamantium sword advantage offset her advantages

Agreed.

👆

On a serious note, Batman has better feats than she does...

Batman wins this...