Gamora vs Batman - Yet ANOTHER twist
Gamora vs Batman
In this fight Gamora gets her standard gear and weapons, all Adamantium. She is fighting at full potential and ready to kill because Thanos promised to bring back her entire family and all her people if she murders the shit out of Bruce.
Bruce has no weapons, no gear, not even his batsuit. It's just him in sweatpants and a tank top.
Starting distance is 20 feet.
They fight on the beach Gamora took down that army on.
Who wins?
Gamora races forward, Bats does what Bats does with the overhead somersault with a sneaky size 12 foot to the back of the head to propel himself to a landing spot close by the tree line.
Because, Ya Know He's a trans olympic level Long Jumping Genius like that.
Treeline. Stragegic Retreat. Good Night.
Cobblepot would survive this encounter as well.
In Nothing but his shiny eyeglass a t-shirt and sweat pants.
And afterwards Gamora would really struggle to explain how this happened.
"Birds."
.....
"A Hundrred Birds attacked me."
......
"They were trying to scratch my eyes out"
WHAT?!?
*sob* *choke* "I have failed you."
If it was Selina Kyle
Gamora would be like:
"Some crazy wild cat distracted me Thanos and the terran ran away."
"I made you a fur coat."
On Panel Batman has done this.
Calling His Animal Pals to Him in their Thousands. To Help him.
If you're reading this you know Bruce Wayne is The Man Who Knows Everything.
You Know Batman Is Crazy Prepeard.
Don't Act Like You Don't Know.
On Panel in his training. Non Combat Martial Arts Training. Wayne learned to call birds to him. And Birds would come to him willingly even if he did not call. This is a skill he worked to learn.
One of those useless things everyone likes to point out have no combat applications.
Yeah. I'm calling up that skill for this Fight.
That Beach Was on a tropical Island with lots of wildlife.
There was a building visible from that beach. A tower with a distinct style.
Bruce Wayne knows His Buildings. (Bruce Wayne Knows his Architecture.)
He's gonna know where he is.
Someone Else. Ha.
So He's Gonna Know what Bird Calls to make. And Batman Knows His Birds. He's gonna know whether to make a mating call or a distress call a chick would make.
And They'll Come.
They'l all come.
In their hundreds.
All at Once.
Originally posted by shiv
Cobblepot would survive this encounter as well.In Nothing but his shiny eyeglass a t-shirt and sweat pants.
And afterwards Gamora would really struggle to explain how this happened.
"Birds."
.....
"A Hundrred Birds attacked me."
......
"They were trying to scratch my eyes out"
WHAT?!?
*sob* *choke* "I have failed you."
If it was Selina Kyle
Gamora would be like:
"Some crazy wild cat distracted me Thanos and the terran ran away."
"I made you a fur coat."
On Panel Batman has done this.
Calling His Animal Pals to Him in their Thousands. To Help him.
If you're reading this you know Bruce Wayne is The Man Who Knows Everything.
You Know Batman Is Crazy Prepeard.
Don't Act Like You Don't Know.
On Panel in his training. Non Combat Martial Arts Training. Wayne learned to call birds to him. And Birds would come to him willingly even if he did not call. This is a skill he worked to learn.
One of those useless things everyone likes to point out have no combat applications.
Yeah. I'm calling up that skill for this Fight.
That Beach Was on a tropical Island with lots of wildlife.
There was a building visible from that beach. A tower with a distinct style.
Bruce Wayne knows His Buildings. (Bruce Wayne Knows his Architecture.)
He's gonna know where he is.
Someone Else. Ha.
So He's Gonna Know what Bird Calls to make. And Batman Knows His Birds. He's gonna know whether to make a mating call or a distress call a chick would make.
And They'll Come.
They'l all come.
In their hundreds.
All at Once.
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You are GODDAMNED right! Nature itself obeys the commands of the ALMIGHTY BAT...all hail THE GODDAMNED BATMAN!!!