John McClane vs Smaug

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John McClane vs Smaug

McClain has a machine gun and some RPG's

Leogas vs Ra's Al Ghul

Fight in Lake Village

Smaug rapes Robbies crush.

McClane uses quick-thinking to seduce Smaug ala Donkey, winning the fight.

Originally posted by NemeBro
McClane uses quick-thinking to seduce Smaug ala Donkey, winning the fight.

Agreed, McClane finds a way to win, just what he does 👆

McClane appeals to Cumberbatch's better senses and both go have some beer while watching The Imitation Game

Originally posted by Robtard
Agreed, McClane finds a way to win, just what he does 👆
He did not win in die hard two with that fight on the side of the plane.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He did not win in die hard two with that fight on the side of the plane.

Some would say that McClane killing all his enemies and saving the day in one epic stroke is a win

Originally posted by Robtard
Some would say that McClane killing all his enemies and saving the day in one epic stroke is a win
He survives but he has help and that doesn't mean he wins versus fights. It's like say Harry defeats Dumbledore in a fight because Harry survived and Dumbledore died. Quit being stupid.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He survives but he has help and that doesn't mean he wins versus fights.

It's like say Harry defeats Dumbledore in a fight because Harry survived and
Dumbledore died. Quit being stupid.

He didn't have help in that scene you just mentioned. McClane's a winner, just a fact

What a ridiculously bad (and I mean really bad) comparison, Harry and Dumbledore didn't try and kill each other, you need to pay better attention in the HP films, quan

Originally posted by Robtard
He didn't have help in that scene you just mentioned. McClane's a winner, just a fact

What a ridiculously bad (and I mean really bad) comparison, Harry and Dumbledore didn't try and kill each other, you need to pay better attention in the HP films, quan

He lost the fight though. Bfr'd. Context.

That is your logic. If a guy survives he wins because context be damned.

Awful, dwarf.

Actually, McClane killed all his enemies in one attack; that is winning the fight and saving the day

An example of losing a fight would be Harry Vs Voldemort in the final film, since Voldemort died on his knees screaming like a diaper-baby

Originally posted by Robtard
Actually, McClane killed all his enemies in one attack; that is winning the fight and saving the day

An example of losing a fight would be Harry Vs Voldemort in the final film, since Voldemort died on his knees screaming like a diaper-baby

A one on one fight on the wing of a plane to get bfr'd in which his enemy could no longer fight him is losing a one in one fight. Quit being a hypocrite over your obsession with McClane. It's disturbing at your age.

You should re-watch DH2 then, cos McClane killed all his enemies at the end of the day; this is a fact.

Hypocrite over a McClane obsession? That doesn't make sense, quan-buddy

Originally posted by Robtard
You should re-watch DH2 then, cos McClane killed all his enemies at the end of the day; this is a fact.

Hypocrite over a McClane obsession? That doesn't make sense, quan-buddy

If you ignore the context like you always do because you think he's hot that just makes you a biased debater.

What context has been ignored? McClane's enemies died screaming at his hands; watch DH2 again. Just like Voldemort died screaming and on his knees at Harry's hand

Originally posted by Robtard
What context has been ignored? McClane's enemies died screaming at his hands; watch DH2 again. Just like Voldemort died screaming and on his knees at Harry's hand
Ignored how that occurred and that he lost the fight. Quit bringing up other out of context details because you're clearly obsessed with me.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Ignored how that occurred and that he lost the fight.

Quit bringing up other out of context details because you're clearly obsessed with me.

McClane didn't lose, his enemies wanted him dead and he wanted them dead and he killed them all in one brilliant move; that's winning/saving the day. Your weird views won't change what happened in the film

You're the one that brought up Harry Potter in here, quan-buddy, you're also copying what I said to you recently in another thread, good going 👆

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane didn't lose, his enemies wanted him dead and he wanted them dead and he killed them all in one brilliant move; that's winning/saving the day. Your weird views won't change what happened in the film

You're the one that brought up Harry Potter in here, quan-buddy, you're also copying what I said to you recently in another thread, good going 👆

He lost the one on one fight. That's a loss.

Nah, you are not making any sense. You are really insecure. Probably due to your short height.

McClane didn't lose that either, his opponent had to resort to cowardly BFR tactics or else face certain death; little did he know that McClane could (and did) still kill him from far awaty. That's a McClane win

You're copying yet another thing I recently said to you in another thread, you love copying me 👆