Godzilla attacks Hogwarts

1: Zilla attacks the school
2: 2014 Godzilla brings it to the students
3: Composite Godzilla

You can use characters from outside the school. (Voldemort, etc.)

Lizard or wizard?

Lizard

Just keeping track here.

1. Lord Sith
2. Howards

What's Howards?

Godzilla vs an army of Howard Stern's? Color me intrigued.

An insta-kill curse is an insta-kill curse.

I know people are going to argue that the wizards never used it on something of Godzilla's size, and they'd be right, but it IS magic. I feel like it should be able to disregard something like that. The spells only purpose is to kill any living thing it makes contact with, and Godzilla should fit into that category.

If we really need to push it, Voldemort and his Elder Wand should be able to do it. He's shield breaking charm was powerful enough to destroy the bubble that encased all of Hogwarts.

I give this to the wizards.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Godzilla vs an army of Howard Stern's? Color me intrigued.

^ Same here.

Originally posted by Arachnid1
An insta-kill curse is an insta-kill curse.

I know people are going to argue that the wizards never used it on something of Godzilla's size, and they'd be right, but it IS magic. I feel like it should be able to disregard something like that. The spells only purpose is to kill any living thing it makes contact with, and Godzilla should fit into that category.

If we really need to push it, Voldemort and his Elder Wand should be able to do it. He's shield breaking charm was powerful enough to destroy the bubble that encased all of Hogwarts.

I give this to the wizards.

Meh, Godzilla is on another level, literally a god.

Attacks Howard's what?

Does this involve Wolowitz?

😂 ok, hogwarts*

Add howard the duck if you feel like it, you bunch of tossers huhu

This changes everything then, Howard the Duck wins and shits on Harrys Potters mouth.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
This changes everything then, Howard the Duck wins and shits on Harrys Potters mouth.

For the record Godzilla rapes Hogwarts.

Any incarnation of Godzilla can solo the Harry Potterverse

If we really need to push it, Voldemort and his Elder Wand should be able to do it. He's shield breaking charm was powerful enough to destroy the bubble that encased all of Hogwarts.

Destroying a shield which only tanks blasts about as powerful as RPG's at best against a guy who tanks ****ing nuclear bombs without any damage

10/10 logic 👆

Also need to point out that the Death Eaters did some major damage to that shield. Voldemort just did the final blow.

And Dragons in HP are highly resistant if not outright immune to magic. What is Godzilla besides a building sized dragon?

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
For the record Godzilla rapes Hogwarts.

Literally.

There is some precedence for huge and durable creatures being resistant or immune to some magic.

I don't recall the killing curse being used against a dragon, however.

I preferred this thread when it was Howard's

You are Howard's.