Bronson vs Jason Bourne

Bourne has been ordered to watch Charles Bronson by his superiors.

Who takes this?

Bronson wins

I see no reason why Bourne would fail at watching Bronson.

Bourne watches him. He watches him good too!

Gay sex happens, not sure who wins.

Ok, changing the scenario a bit. Bourne has been ordered to keep an eye on Bronson.

Bronson gets pissed at something Bourne says and attacks him.

What did Bourne say to piss off Bronson?

Originally posted by Robtard
What did Bourne say to piss off Bronson?

That mustache looks funny.

Who the frack is Bronson?

A big guy.

Originally posted by Robtard
What did Bourne say to piss off Bronson?

Dude forced two Iraqi soldiers to tickle his feet and call him general. LOL

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Who the frack is Bronson?

A guy in real life who may be the toughest man on the planet.

He knocked a cow out with one punch, punched through bulletproof glass, and regularly fought swat teams... naked.

Oh, and apparently he can bend prison bars, so... there's that...

I watched the film with Tom Hardy, I think the best think he could do here is get naked and cover himself in butter

Originally posted by Jmanghan
A guy in real life who may be the toughest man on the planet.

He knocked a cow out with one punch, punched through bulletproof glass, and regularly fought swat teams... naked.

he dies at the hand of my samurai swords..

Originally posted by Robtard
I watched the film with Tom Hardy, I think the best think he could do here is get naked and cover himself in butter

does he have any good feats Rob? Is Bronson a film I should watch?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
he dies at the hand of my samurai swords..

does he have any good feats Rob? Is Bronson a film I should watch?

Bronson can definitely take a beating, but he can't put people down like Bourne can. And he does horribly against teams. Despite being bigger he's worse at everything compared to Jason and he gets taken down pretty quick.

Originally posted by KingD19
Bronson can definitely take a beating, but he can't put people down like Bourne can. And he does horribly against teams. Despite being bigger he's worse at everything compared to Jason and he gets taken down pretty quick.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Bronson doesn't seem like the kinda guy who'd give up in a one-on-one fight.

He doesn't need to give up. Him getting one of his limbs broken or knocked out will end the fight for him.

Originally posted by KingD19
He doesn't need to give up. Him getting one of his limbs broken or knocked out will end the fight for him.