Starlord vs. Indiana Jones

Setting: The Tomb of Anck-Su-Namun, where the final battle of "The Mummy" took place.

Starlord and Indy are both after an ancient Egyptian artifact.

1) Hand to hand fight. Winner By KO or submission.

2) Starlord has a hand blaster. Indy has his whip and pistol with extra rounds. Neither has body armor. Anything goes, to the death.

Both start at opposite end with no knowledge of each other.

Well?

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Indy

Star Lord in both. He was taking hits and giving them with Gamora who is superhuman to an extent. Also he his half alien physiology will more than likely come into play as it has shown to make him far more durable than a normal person.

When you say hand blaster, do you mean Quill's blaster? Or just a random laser gun?

Starlord wins H2H quite handily (see what I did there?).

With guns, meh, depends who fires first. I'd put my money on Quill just because he looks like he has more experience in gun fights. But who knows.

What if Indy had a lead lined refrigerator?

1. Indy
2. Starqueer

Indy's luck will net him the win. Realistically, Starlord should win.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Indy's luck will net him the win. Realistically, Starlord should win.

Quill's got plenty of his own luck. Indy's won't be enough to win it for him.

Starlord wins all including a bonus round dance off.

Starlord wins

Quill biotchslaps the old geezer back from whence he came

It's like most of you don't Jones at all. Not even a little bit. Robtard is disappointed in most of you.

Indy survived an A-Bomb, the g-forces associated with being launched from said explosion and the crash-landing that followed without so much as a scratch. Yet Starlord is going to KO him now? LOL! I say. LOL!

Indy wins. Starboy is just a manchild version of Han Solo.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's like most of you don't Jones at all. Not even a little bit. Robtard is disappointed in most of you.

Indy survived an A-Bomb, the g-forces associated with being launched from said explosion and the crash-landing that followed without so much as a scratch. Yet Starlord is going to KO him now? LOL! I say. LOL!

Starlord survived holding a Gem of such raw power that it could devastate entire planets and nearly instantly killed anyone who held it under a certain level of power.

Lel so did Rocket.

No, Rocket and the rest of the GoTG survived a portion of it's power, as they were sharing it....for a good while Starlord was surviving it's full power.

Yet, Quill was incapacitated with an electric stun rod.

Originally posted by Silent Master
No, Rocket and the rest of the GoTG survived a portion of it's power, as they were sharing it....for a good while Starlord was surviving it's full power.

So what does that mean? That Rocket and the rest can handle 1/5 of planet-busting energies? The stone feat is all too vague.

Quill survived the infinity gem because he's only half human. It was hinted that his father was a pretty powerful cosmic being. Besides, he was trading punches with Gamora who showed some degree of superhuman stats. Quill easily wins h2h.