Luke Skywalker (JA) vs LOTF Mara Jade Skywalker

Battle takes place on neutral ground

Luke stomps.

Luke: ...wait a minute, you mean I marry you?
Mara: That's right, farmboy, and you NEVER PICK UP YOUR SOCKS!
Luke: ...but Callista...
Mara: Will now DIE! Pardon me. *Runs off, Kills Callista*

This should be a damn good fight.

Mara: And you left the toilet seat up and you didn't pick up your socks and you were gone for our anniversary and you missed Ben's birthday and...
Luke: If that's all you have to complain about, we must be very happy together.