Team X vs TMNT

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Stryker wants to recreate the mutagen that transform the turtles and splinter. He sends his team into the sewers to take them in alive. Can team x capture the tmnt and their sensei?

Team X (when they were actually a team)

Bone claw Wolverine
Sabertooth
Fred Dukes normal size
Wade Wilson with open mouth
Agent 0
Wraith
Bradley
Also since Bradley sucks so bad add Gambit

Everyone have normal gear from movies.

Team X stomps.

Fred can't be moved.

Wolvie and Sabre slash and hack.

Wade is too fast. He cut bullets, FFS.

Considering how Wolverine and Sabertooth fought in that movie, I'd say they both get decapitated within a few seconds... then spend the rest of the fight in the sidelines trying to heal.

Can't see how the turtles get past Fred Dukes though. And Wade Wilson is faster than any of the turtles. Plus Agent 0 is a wild card. I don't remember if the turtles were bulletproof all over or just their shells. If they're not, then Agent 0 will quickly take them out.

Team X still wins, but Wolverine and Sabertooth still gets taken out.

Edit: Did you say capture? I don't think Team X can capture the turltles and splinter. They'd have to go in for the kill.

Fred Dukes and Wade are the only problems, the Turtles wreck everyone else.

Team X in a stomp.

Zero solos.

Logan will get hacked up because, other than his healing, he is utterly outclasses in all other categories. Creed is a bit more impressive, but still not on turtle level. So these 2 aren't actually much of an issue for team Turtle.

But...

As shitty as Bolt was, he could probably mess with Donnie's electronics and throw him off long enough for Wraith to TP behind him and strap a grenade to him or something.

Wilson is faster and more skilled, but Splinter could probably make him work for a win in a sword fight. Ultimately though, Wade should get through his defense and skewer him.

Agent Zero is also damn fast and has insane aim. If he plays to his strengths and keeps his distance, he would pose serious trouble to the turtles.

Don't even need to include Gambit really, but he is also fast and agile enough to at least be able to compete on turtle level, plus his specific powerset will allow him to seriously mess with their gear etc. if he gets close enough to touch them.

Biggest issue for the turtles however is Dukes. Dude literally tanked a tank. Nothing any of the turtles can do to hurt him, so even if they miraculously beat all the others, it's going to be a stalemate because they can't stop Fred.

So, based on that, Team X wins.

Well if Wade can deflect bullets with his blades at close range, and he's not exactly fast enough to speedblitz characters in his verse, yeah

That said, know nothing of the turtles (and given it's Michael Bay, don't think I want to) so, no comment on who wins

The turtles are also fast enough to deflect bullets, and as a child Raph cut a huge chunk of driftwood into a sculpture of himself so fast that his sai were literally buzzsaws. And if Logan's elbow can knock Blob out, then guys who can toss around multi-ton cargo containers can too.

That was fat blob. And he had headbutt Wolverine injuring himself and then Wolverine dropped a elbow on him.

Originally posted by Werewolf582
That was fat blob. And he had headbutt Wolverine injuring himself and then Wolverine dropped a elbow on him.

That is also somewhat of a PIS moment (like Wolverine blocking and deflecting optic blasts that can easily blow through walls). Unless Fred's head is A LOT more vulnerable than the rest of his body, that elbow and headbutt shouldn't even have fazed him. There is no way in hell that a hit from Logan's skull or elbow packs more force than a tank shell at point blank range.

As to the speed... well yes, the turtles were fast enough to deflect bullets, but not on the level of 8 weapons on full auto, not to mention (as Imp said) being fast enough to see a bullet being fired from a gun, and then turning around and slicing it in half to hit 2 other enemies, before it could strike him. An AK47 has a muzzle velocity of 715m/s. He had his back to the gun when it was being fired, and the guy wasn't even 5m away from him. Turtles are fast but Wade still outclasses them.

Splinter was going toe to toe with the Shredder, he can take Wade.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Splinter was going toe to toe with the Shredder, he can take Wade.

He was actually winning at first.

Also how about adding Shredder since as it is, it's 7 on 5.