A dog will wait a week to eat their master's body...

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riv6672 Senior Member

A dog will wait a week to eat their master's body...

...if their master dies and they're both stuck in their residence that long without being discovered.
A cat thinks about it every time their owner goes to sleep.
Cats suck.

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Dogs are scavengers they know what to do to keep being fed.

Cats are predators and it was madness for the ancient Egyptians to bring them inside and treat them like Gods and later as pets.

riv6672 Senior Member

Yes, yes it WAS madness.

Main difference between cats and dogs though?
A dog gets taken in as a pet, is fed, cared for and loved. Dog thinks: My master is god.
A cat gets the same treatment and thinks: i am god.

AsbestosFlaygon The Original One

Always hated cats.

They're unpredictable. Like pitbulls on roids.

They were never meant to be household pets.

riv6672 Senior Member

You are wise....

Time Immemorial Restricted

Buy some cats Rivagina..

riv6672 Senior Member

Dog spelled backwards is god. Car spelled backwards is aramaic for "hflp, thete's a pig in my kitchen".

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Women tend to like cats, they're both insane.

Tzeentch #gottem

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rudester Tommy

Originally posted by riv6672
Yes, yes it WAS madness.

Main difference between cats and dogs though?
A dog gets taken in as a pet, is fed, cared for and loved. Dog thinks: My master is god.
A cat gets the same treatment and thinks: i am god.

I once saw a skunk and wanted to take it home. It was picking at the garbage and not afraid of humans so I took a picture of its butt. "Their awful cute and stinky like me."

riv6672 Senior Member

^^^LOL! 😂

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Women tend to like cats, they're both insane.

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Nuke Nixon Senior Member

My mom has a siamese cat, if you were to go over to it and pet it you could, then it would either bite or scratch you.

Try to give either a woman or a cat some simple kindness and you will be in pain soon.

SayWhat Restricted
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Women tend to like cats, they're both insane.

That was hilarious.

Bob Dylan - “You can never be wise and be in love at the same time."

Me - "You can choose sanity or have a woman in your life.
You can not have both."

riv6672 Senior Member

Those are GOOD!

riv6672 Senior Member

A female cat is called a molly. You think THEY would be called bitches instead of female dogs...

riv6672 Senior Member

Oddly, a girl puppy is not a guppy....🤨

jaspeter4eva Restricted

I knew there was a reason I wasn't a big cat person

riv6672 Senior Member

A wise person. 👆

riv6672 Senior Member

Every year we get the Puppy Bowl along with the Superbowl. Dont see a Pussy Bowl.

And Kitty Furry stank as the half time show.

Jmanghan Senior Member

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
Always hated cats.

They're unpredictable. Like pitbulls on roids.

They were never meant to be household pets.

Pits as puppiee are some of the most playful and adorable dogs I've ever seen.