Worse present

So, as I went through Albertsons today for groceries, I noticed they were selling stuffed Valentine's day things.

Included among them was stuffed Darth Vader and stuffed Yoda.

Which is a worse Valentine?

"I love you so much I may force choke you to death"

or...

"Wrong, attachment is. Miss you I will not, mourn you I will not."

Originally posted by Angelalex242
"I love you so much I may force choke you to death"

I'd take a stuffed Vader for forever alone day.

I would totally take both.

Shut up 😛

Originally posted by NTJack0
I'd take a stuffed Vader for forever alone day.

I'd buy you that Vader 😍

Vader: I guess obsessive aggressive love is better than being unattached and uncaring.

Better to have loved and force choked then to have never loved at all?

Not sure the US legal system would agree with that, but hey! 😛