Mother Russia versus Beck (The Rundown)

Two things, buddy

1) That fight would never get that far, Beck would punch her in the face; she would fall

2) She'd still lose with the adrenaline boost

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Lol, Hit Girl on go go juice would rape Beck.

Keep dreaming. Hit-Girl is shit in H2H.

Originally posted by Robtard
Two things, buddy

1) That fight would never get that far, Beck would punch her in the face; she would fall

2) She'd still lose with the adrenaline boost

Straight up fight, yeah, she loses. But I am talking about a fight where she is already hopped up on go go juice from the beginning. She'd cut Beck to ribbons.

Beck and mother stop fighting realize they are made for each other they make love and the crock is born.

Dude thats gross.

Beck is way too aesthetic for Mother Russia.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Lol no. Hit Girl was moving at speeds that Beck can only dream of.

Straight up fight, yeah, she loses. But I am talking about a fight where she is already hopped up on go go juice from the beginning. She'd cut Beck to ribbons.

Cut Beck to ribbons with what exactly? Her fingernails? LOL!

Originally posted by Robtard
Cut Beck to ribbons with what exactly? Her fingernails? LOL!

Even without weapons, no way he touches her if she is on go go juice.

RJ, are you being serious right now? How is HG gonna hurt a who smashes concrete and tosses people 20 feet in the air?

He beat the crap out of some Notre dame players,....

The only thing I remeber about MR was ripping a police door off a car with minor effort and killing several cops who had guns.

Originally posted by Werewolf582
The only thing I remeber about MR was ripping a police door off a car with minor effort and killing several cops who had guns.

That's like all she did. The cops were so surprised none of them actually even tried to shoot her though.

Beck on the other hand took down trained marksman with rifles...with 2 pump shotguns. He was one handing them and sniping guys 50 feet away with Remingtons. The guns literally had no recoil for him.

This is after he sent people flying 20+ feet and broke a stone column with a shoulder charge.

Beck was just all around more impressive. Plus, he can actually move.

He can easily dance around Mother Russia considering he did so to opponents much faster than her. Also he was jumping around and flipping and being more acrobatic.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
No weapons means no weapons in hand when the fight starts. Duh.

Even without weapons, no way he touches her if she is on go go juice.

You're the one who said "cut to ribbons", pal

That shit only last a couple mins, so she moves around crazy for a bit and then gets punched in the face once by Beck and is out

Originally posted by Spawningpool
Beck and mother stop fighting realize they are made for each other they make love and the crock is born.

You mean Kronk?

Like from the Emperors new groove? I guess Yzma is an old Mother Russia, lol.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're the one who said "cut to ribbons", pal

That shit only last a couple mins, so she moves around crazy for a bit and then gets punched in the face once by Beck and is out

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Until she picks up a seashell and jams it in his eye.

There's magical seashells lying around? I guess Beck picks up a conveniently placed shotgun and blows a hole in her.

Originally posted by KingD19
There's magical seashells lying around? I guess Beck picks up a conveniently placed shotgun and blows a hole in her.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Never been to a beach, have we?

Oh I have. I just remember that it's Beck vs MR on the beach. No one said if he and HG fought it would be on the beach.