Darth Sidious/General Grievous vs Darth Maul/Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Darth Sidious/General Grievous vs Darth Maul/Obi-Wan Kenobi

All RotS versions/SOD Maul

R1- No telekinesis
R2- Anything goes, balls to the walls slaughterfest of epic proportions

Team 2

Kenobi has already beaten Grievous facepalm

Maul gave Sidious a good fight, he can hold his own long enough for Kenobi to win

Grievous is a non-factor.

But without Telekinesis, I wonder if Sidious can take Maul and Obi-Wan together... Hmm... How many Sabers does everyone get 😱

Team 2.

Great Sith Lord Darth Maul is MVP, he would kick old man Sidious' chest.

Originally posted by DARTH POWER
Grievous is a non-factor.

But without Telekinesis, I wonder if Sidious can take Maul and Obi-Wan together... Hmm... How many Sabers does everyone get 😱

Grievous gets six, Sidious three, Maul gets one shoto saber, Kenobi gets a phrik katana.

Originally posted by Trocity
Team 2.

Great Sith Lord Darth Maul is MVP, he would kick old man Sidious' chest.

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And with Kenobi distracting Sidious with his sexy beard, team 2 has this in the bag..

Oh wait, Sidious is only attracted to little boys, so that might not work!

Team 2 takes both rounds. Maul and Kenobi are simply too much for Palpy.

Sidious has no speed feats to compare to Grievous striking 20 times a second.

LOL best one so far, well done.

Originally posted by DARTH POWER
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And with Kenobi distracting Sidious with his sexy beard, team 2 has this in the bag..

Oh wait, Sidious is only attracted to little boys, so that might not work!

Can you please stop insinuating paedophilia in Sidious? You're not only derailing my thread, but also insulting and offending any child molesters who may be viewing this thread.

Originally posted by ILS
Can you please stop insinuating paedophilia in Sidious? You're not only derailing my thread, but also insulting and offending any child molesters who may be viewing this thread.

Well I doubt carthage is offended, but yes this constitutes flagrant mockery.

Sidious solos. Grievous serves as a distraction for a few seconds while Sidious takes down the pair on his own.

Originally posted by ILS
You're not only derailing my thread, but also insulting and offending any child molesters who may be viewing this thread.

Sorry dude I didn't mean to insult you..

Originally posted by DARTH POWER
Sorry dude I didn't mean to insult you..
I don't molest children. Do I need to call for moderator action?

...Ahem. Let's stick to Sidious pwning these guys, Kay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puF8gDLF14E

Sidious fought Mace at a grandpa pace in canon, while Grievous looked much more impressive and intimidating and had 20 stikes per second. Yet it did not stop Kenobi from defeating him. Maul matches Kenobi in bladework, that much we know.

TBH the odds are stacked against team 1.

Seriously? The Limitations of Ian McDirmid do not reflect on the power of Sidious.

Bottom line is that Kenobi dispatches Grievous, while Maul kicks Sidious in the chest.

Kenobi and Maul are just too much for Ian McDiarmid Sidious.

Sidious solos

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