Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Is it?

God please don't answer this my a$$hole cousin put this $hit up.

LMFAO, this made my day. Also, you could have edited/deleted it just so you know. Lol this was hilarious.

I think I will just let this sit here until moderators delete it or if they do

Pretty sure Kerry King performs a mayonnaise solo on one of the tracks on Hell Awaits, look it up, that guy was a genius. Hope this answers your question.