Ripley vs Rico

Ripley dual action rifle/flamethrower combo

vs

Rico with a few plastic spoons.

Still Rico.

Lawlz.

Im still interesting to see what Rob thinks.

Ripley despite having a massive weapons advantage still loses to the J. Rico. She'll be too smitten by his boyish good looks and heart-stopping smile to fire. So J. Rico will stroll on over like a complete boss-of-bosses, lay some sugar on her lips and she'll be forever his love slave.

Yea but this isn't a hooking up contest, someone must die.

Fine then, after Rico makes Ripley his sexual thrall, he kills her with those plastic spoons

Wait till RJ here's this filth and blasphemy.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ripley despite having a massive weapons advantage still loses to the J. Rico. She'll be too smitten by his boyish good looks and heart-stopping smile to fire. So J. Rico will stroll on over like a complete boss-of-bosses, lay some sugar on her lips and she'll be forever his love slave.

Does Ripley get Newt as well? Otherwise she stands no chance.

Originally posted by Placidity
Does Ripley get Newt as well? Otherwise she stands no chance.

Oh yea

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Oh yea

Ha, I tricked you. Newt will get in the way, and Ripley will be distracted.

Rico wins.

Ripley and Newt both gets plastic spoons in their eye sockets.

Originally posted by Placidity
Ha, I tricked you. Newt will get in the way, and Ripley will be distracted.

Rico wins.

Ripley and Newt both gets plastic spoons in their eye sockets.

How dare you 🙂

If Ripley is in rape mode, as she was at the end of Aliens, she rapes Rico.

Originally posted by Placidity
Ha, I tricked you. Newt will get in the way, and Ripley will be distracted.

Rico wins.

Ripley and Newt both gets plastic spoons in their eye sockets.

Newt will trick Rico and will get the better of him, then Ripley shall end Rico. The only option Rico has here is to spoon feed himself from Ripleys ass.

Does Ripley have a Xeno inside her? Otherwise she has no chance.

Best she can hope for is that after Rico puts two spoons in each of her eyes, the Xeno will bust out and surprise-bite Rico in the throat, ending in a draw.

Originally posted by Placidity
Does Ripley have a Xeno inside her? Otherwise she has no chance.

Best she can hope for is that after Rico puts two spoons in each of her eyes, the Xeno will bust out and surprise-bite Rico in the throat, ending in a draw.

Well Ripley is alien hybrid🙂

I laughed a lot harder than I should have at the OP

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Well Ripley is alien hybrid🙂

So in other words that's the version you're using for this verses?

Originally posted by Kazenji
So in other words that's the version you're using for this verses?

Yes sir