I Bet You Read This Again!!

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of the men say the following ,......

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives......... "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Sadly I did not, precisely because you warned me I would so I read it carefully.

I have also read it carfully so I will not read it again

What you should have called the thread, Corran, was "I bet you can't read this quickly and understand it." Then everyone would have tried to do that and fallen for the joke.

You plonker!!!

Well I just thought you might have read done it in the right context, I didn't eggspecked y'all to be so damned clever.

Ah, people like to be smug, see?

I see.

I knew this one from another forum 😛
you're slow corran... 😛

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You ... are ... slow

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Is Mississippi really that hard for other people to spell? It's only four different letters.

No it is not, it is merely a joke using the humourous soundings that the Italian accent makes of those letters, I think it was quite clever that someone has come up with this, either that or it really happened which would be even funnier.

I read it twice, just cus you said I would.

I'm easily led into things...

Thanks mate.

I meant that there are a lot of jokes about spelling Mississippi. Why is that.

I don't know, maybe it's not hard and thats why all the jokes!

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