Is Thors hammer just a big magic wand?

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Is {character} with {item} just {slightly derogatory reference}?

Originally posted by Henry_Pym
So is this just a bash thread?

Likely.

Is Kyle's Green Lantern ring just a stimulant for when he shoves his finger up his own ass?

Discuss.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Is Kyle's Green Lantern ring just a stimulant for when he shoves his finger up his own ass?

Discuss.


😆

Puts Stargirl's Cosmic Rod in a whole new light.

Not to mention that whole Thanos/Infinity Gauntlet thing...

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Is Kyle's Green Lantern ring just a stimulant for when he shoves his finger up his own ass?

Discuss.

It's a big magic plot device, that is what it is. Take away the plot device hammer from daddy and Thor would of been dead a long long time ago.

Originally posted by Surtur
It's a big magic plot device, that is what it is. Take away the plot device hammer from daddy and Thor would of been dead a long long time ago.

Them's fightin' words. Wait until the Thor Corps comes after you!!! 😱

A big magic plot device like all the other plot devices in comics. Ooh.

Originally posted by riv6672
A big magic plot device like all the other plot devices in comics. Ooh.

Though I can't think of any others off the top of my head that are also phallic symbols. 😱

Star Girl's Cosmic Rod.
Hercules' mace.
Hellboy's massive fist.
Juggernaut's entire body from the bulbous helmet on down.

🙂

Originally posted by Delta1938
Though I can't think of any others off the top of my head that are also phallic symbols. 😱

Your dick must be weirdly shaped...

It's certainly not the only plot device obviously. Not that Thor is weak without the hammer. Even without it he still has the strength, durability, and some kind of control over lightning/the weather. He has some decent levels of speed as well, nothing near the level of the high level speedsters, but he's definitely a good deal above bullet timing. So his hammer allows him to fight with beings who would of normally been way out of his weight class.

Yes. Is there a point here?

You need to be more specific.

Originally posted by riv6672
Star Girl's Cosmic Rod.

Maybe there are some good fanmade pics at hentai-foundry?

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Your dick must be weirdly shaped...

It is difficult to find pants with enough room.

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Your dick must be weirdly shaped...
😂

Jack Hawksmoore style...