Not supposed to be on here but

Started by Esau Cairn5 pages
Originally posted by Oneness
I know it's those pesky pork-choppers I'll rob the entire LSTL department blind. Backdoor cyber theft.

So smart posting your criminal intentions.

Add this to your posts of wanting to kidnap & rape... 🙄

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
So smart posting your criminal intentions.

Add this to your posts of wanting to kidnap & rape... 🙄

I told them about this thread.

They're now monitoring it.

^ Who?

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Except he doesn't use internet. He just does evil stuff. Like beats his girlfriend, thinks everyone's out to get him. See's events in completely different ways than they actually happened. Broke my arm and ribs while we were playing. But shit he is good on League. You know, a real master with Rek'Sai.
If I'm going to beat anybody it's going to be a man who knows how to fight and is bigger and stronger than me so that I may impress myself.

I've done that, except the dude was too scared to fight me because he thought I was a little too crazy to mess with.

Happens a lot.

Anyway, I have an ultimatum.

I get the job, find the IP that my cookies are being shipped to. Move out and hold onto that evidence until I can afford to prosecute the *****.

Phases.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
So smart posting your criminal intentions.
The only time anyone got scared was when I threatened myself. lol

I also said that I'd start a fight with you by ***** slapping you. Because your my *****.

Go to bed

I'd actually buy Esau Cairn's wife to cuckold him.

Originally posted by rudester
Go to bed
I'm an insomniac.

Esau, let me know when you'd like to be broken.

Originally posted by Oneness
I'm an insomniac.
I can't sleep.. tell me a bed time story.

Originally posted by rudester
I can't sleep.. tell me a bed time story.
You are Ryan, right?

No because you told me I was your best friend and then you just stopped talking to me.

Only way to make it right is to find those ****ers who we were about to fight at the offsets and **** them up. That'd be so fun we'd be tight again.

Originally posted by Oneness
Esau, let me know when you'd like to be broken.

Oh dear... You gotta find my cookies first.

Must take a lot of balls to threaten someone on the Internet.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Oh dear... You gotta find my cookies first.

Must take a lot of balls to threaten someone on the Internet.

In Australia.

Originally posted by Oneness
I'd actually buy Esau Cairn's wife to cuckold him.

No need to buy her. I'll give her permission to pity f@ck you.
She could use a good laugh.

Maybe for just 3 seconds of your life, you'll know what it feels like to actually be a man...that is, before the laughter starts.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Oh dear... You gotta find my cookies first.

Must take a lot of balls to threaten someone on the Internet.

Almost as much as it does to be a loud-mouth on and offline.

At some point you stopped sounding like a smartass, now you're being a dumbass. You do know that you're guilty of doing the same exact thing that in which you just accused me of, right?

Originally posted by rudester
I can't sleep.. tell me a bed time story.

Here

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
No need to buy her. I'll give her permission to pity f@ck you.
She could use a good laugh.

Maybe for just 3 seconds of your life, you'll know what it feels like to actually be a man...that is, before the laughter starts.

Wait, did you just say you'd let me lay Jack the Hymen Ripper in the ole' lady?

Good, I wouldn't won't you to feel the wrath of Anakin's Iron Fist if you tried to resist:

Originally posted by Spawningpool
Here
what is this? a bedtime story for ants?

Originally posted by \\W//
what is this? a bedtime story for ants?
YouTube video

what even is this thread