Originally posted by Dramatic GeckoIf I'm going to beat anybody it's going to be a man who knows how to fight and is bigger and stronger than me so that I may impress myself.
Except he doesn't use internet. He just does evil stuff. Like beats his girlfriend, thinks everyone's out to get him. See's events in completely different ways than they actually happened. Broke my arm and ribs while we were playing. But shit he is good on League. You know, a real master with Rek'Sai.
I've done that, except the dude was too scared to fight me because he thought I was a little too crazy to mess with.
Happens a lot.
Anyway, I have an ultimatum.
I get the job, find the IP that my cookies are being shipped to. Move out and hold onto that evidence until I can afford to prosecute the *****.
Phases.
Originally posted by rudesterYou are Ryan, right?
I can't sleep.. tell me a bed time story.
No because you told me I was your best friend and then you just stopped talking to me.
Only way to make it right is to find those ****ers who we were about to fight at the offsets and **** them up. That'd be so fun we'd be tight again.
Originally posted by Esau CairnAlmost as much as it does to be a loud-mouth on and offline.
Oh dear... You gotta find my cookies first.Must take a lot of balls to threaten someone on the Internet.
At some point you stopped sounding like a smartass, now you're being a dumbass. You do know that you're guilty of doing the same exact thing that in which you just accused me of, right?
Originally posted by Esau CairnWait, did you just say you'd let me lay Jack the Hymen Ripper in the ole' lady?
No need to buy her. I'll give her permission to pity f@ck you.
She could use a good laugh.Maybe for just 3 seconds of your life, you'll know what it feels like to actually be a man...that is, before the laughter starts.
Good, I wouldn't won't you to feel the wrath of Anakin's Iron Fist if you tried to resist:
Originally posted by \\W//YouTube video
what is this? a bedtime story for ants?