Random Facts About Yourself

What job would a rat have to get fired from, seems like a very specific ingredient.

Traveled some roads I aint never been down before today.

and I mean ACTUAL ROADS, Not none oh that emotional or mental type of road.

You weenies.

Still sore.

Tempted to try a Whopperito, someone talk me out of it.

I imagine it should taste like a whopper. A Burrito shell aint gonna overpower the taste. Probably have to be careful it isn't just a Meat Grenade in your hands ready to go off.

I decided to cook my own stuff, I hear too many stories of fast food workers screwing with the food.

Sounds painful.

^^^😆 MFAO!!!

Beter pick it up quick....Nuke my toss it in the skillet.

That whopperito seems like something a stoner/drunk makes at home.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Sounds painful. [/B]

Took me a while to get it. Very amusing.

I just stupidly connected my sister with my bf. I told my sister a lie..told her I had a new client for her business my bf. Told her he was a friend. I told my mom he was my bf. The reason I'm stressed is because my bf is old.. and I'm young. Very inappropriate relationship. Omg what have I done?

Ate too much for dinner.

Is it bad that I slap my girls butt when she's on her phone constantly? I am a jealous God.

You allow her to have a "phone"???

TURN IN YOUR MAN CARD NOW!!!!!!

^^^That pansy!

I'm alone for dinner tonight. Junkfood it is!

Must be bachelor night, I'm going with 6 cheese jalapeno garlic french bread pizza

A Big Ass Daddy Long Legs just spider-manned on to my pooter desk.

Its cute.

I had a fly in the house today. Could have used your friend's help.

I am still waiting on the intel from that one.