Random Facts About Yourself

This is why I never stay depressed, there's always someone that has/had it worse.

Which is unfortunate.

Random fact: the tomatoes in my garden are coming in nicely.

^^^Oh no worries!
He took off before i turned 8, and the next time i saw him, i was old enough to punch him right in the face, and me and my BFF put the boots to him right there on the street! ✅

I don't really like hamsters, guinea pigs, or mice.

I've been drinking 10 glasses of water a day after reading that drinking that amount of water or higher is needed for hair regrowth and strong hair.

For some reason my hair is flat today mostly similar if you swim in the pool.

Want volume in your hair, get really good water pressure in your shower and blast the crap right out of it.

I rather like being bald, especially in hot ass weather!

Bald is cool if you can pull it off, black guys got that advantage. I don't know what's under here but I will wait to find out.

Tell you what, i saw some funky domes when i went to basic training!
Didnt you?

Navy didn't shave it down to the nub, at least not on my base, high and tight was the rule.

Oh thats FOUL!!! 😱

First time i ever got dropped in the Army was after the haircut. I shaved my head already, so came in looking good.
Was made to stand in line with everyone else. The barber ran his clippers over my bald dome & tried to charge me.
I cussed the shit out of him till the DI came up, dropped me, recovered me, and dragged me away.
Once he did he said ''ha, didnt have to pay, did you private?'

For awhile they even let us grow beards, and then the Secretary of the Navy banned them. 🙁

See, that i dont get.
A sailor with a well kept beard is cool!

I guess they thought it would screw with the seal for an emergency breathing apparatus.

I guess that makes sense. Dangbit. 😛

We did have a beer vending machine in the rec building, that was nice.

I saw my first one of those when i went TDY to Germany in '92!

Nothing like a good game of B-ball and then a cold one. Broke up the monotony of getting yelled at all the time.

It's highly possible that using my hand to spread shampoo is detrimental to my hair because it's been flat either since Saturday or Sunday

This is very somber because my hair on Friday was decent not flat.
That's why I'm altering the way I wash my hair to rub my hands together after pouring shampoo in ny hand, massage my scalp, and rinse.

I shampoo even though i'm bald.
Pretty sure i've said that here before. Dandruff can happen even tonwe who have perfect domes!